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There is speculation among gamers and religious analysts about whether the PlayStation controller used by Acutis would be considered a second-class relic by the Church.

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[–] modern_drift@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The membrane enclosing his heart had been in display? The fuck is wrong with religious people.

It’s not only religious people, it’s just people collectively. If you are famous enough someone will want to see/touch/own your hair, your belongings, your undegarments, or the chair you were shot in.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Catholicism is maximalist goth. Like I've seen people who didnt grow up catholic not understand that fiction like The Locked Tomb isn't even really parodying it, gilded skulls and enshrined viscera is just part of it.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago

"And the Lord doth bless thine controller: may thee find thy trials of Steet Fighter ever more fruitful."

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Holy See wants to be cool so fkn bad when it really just seems to be a factory for horrendous guilt complexes and fascist ideology.

[–] kennedy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

don't forget the pedophilia

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Would it be the first relic made in a factory? The first with a battery? I'm sure Sony would love this in any case. Some serious PR.

[–] ChetManly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Look, there were saints for all sorts of fields they loved to dabble in. His only weakness was he was a gamer, but he did go out of his way to help people. So what is the problem? (Besides that they are milking it)

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Fucking hell religion is so dumb

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know this kid's porn stash is on his phone or hard drive somewhere.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk -2 points 1 week ago

I think you need your hard drive checked

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't see why there's speculation here. Sandals worn by a saint while preaching would be a second class relic. People are really caught up on the "gamer" part.

Because gaming is inherently a vice and makes you a bad person.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Has to die first.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I play COD with the holy DualSense would all my shots be headshots and my KDR gets sent through the roof?

Depends. What's your alignment?

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Man...is this what it's like when So-and-so's walking stick (staff) or chalice gets turned into a relic? It's just trash with a story?

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

~~Could~~ When will it?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago