Genuinely curious: why are you straining creamed corn? If you want corn kernels, why not buy that instead?

Wait until you hear about atoms.

I hate having to repeat this over & over, but chip bags are NOT 50% wasted space. They’re 50% larger than their contents, and then filled with 50% air for extra padding, so you don’t get a bag of crumbs.

You pay for the weight of the chips in the bag, not the amount of fullness.

Government trying to take away our cornographic material

It’s creamed corn, not corned cream. Creamed is the first ingredient. One could argue that the corn is stealing space from the creamed.

I am desperately curious about the life that leads up to this question

Chip bags have all that air in them, so the chips don't get crushed as easily.

Milk is the real scam. Once I strain it there is basically nothing left. Unless you let it mature like a fine wine.

Hey are you the real Chad McTruth or some half dicked imposter trying to ruin His great name?

You think that's bad try some cream of mushroom. I swear some cans didnt even have anything in them after straining

I didn't know KenM was on the Fediverse!

And nobody talks about candy corn bags being 100% wasted space.

Once you discard all the inedible garbage you are left with nothing at all.

strain?

Keep working at it and you’ll get there as a satire artist one of these days

Um, dude thats just creamed corn, the cream is part of the product, it isn't supposed to be 100% corn Just buy canned corn:

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Even KenM would envy this.

It's the demo-rats fault. They are eating all the cream and just leaving corn in the can.