Kid saw an opportunity and they took it.
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2025
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It would need to be covered by a proportionally larger amount of skin though, so yeah incorrect at any size.
Square-cube law is coming to get you
Volumetrically it could.
Would you people please stop fucking with my imagination?! Now ya got me trying to picture a penis large enough to outweigh not only the skin covering it, but all the body's skin. It'd be life a Second Life avatar.
Without underlying structure like actual bones the skin would need to be thicker to support it. Otherwise we'd have the term "prolapsed penis" as part of our vocabulary.
"prolapsed penis"
Cut that shit out right now! I have to sleep sooner or later and now this is in my brain.
There are no bones in a human penis. Also, horses seem to get by with like two foot long penises.
I wish. The bones in my ear pound harder than anything between my legs
You need some ointment for that sick self burn?
damn
What, you don't have to sling yours over one shoulder to keep it out of the way?
If your penis is larger than your balls, there’s something wrong with you.
Are we talking summer or winter balls?
I was just in the pool! There’s shrinkage!
Wait... But if the balls are stored in the penis, how can they be bigger?
Penis stored in the balls.
yeah, where else would it go when you're in cold water?
If it is larger than your skin... Than you got problems
Now I am curious, how big is a uterus? Bigger than the average penis? And if we are considering it's size with a baby in it... no contest.