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Turning Point USA spokesman Andrew Kolvet on Saturday said Charlie Kirk's surgeon called it an "absolute miracle" that the bullet that killed him didn’t exit his body because dozens of people were standing behind him when he was shot.

"I want to address some of the discussion about the lack of an exit wound with Charlie. I’m usually not interested in delving into most of this kind of online chatter, and I apologize this is somewhat graphic, but in this case, the fact that there wasn’t an exit wound is probably another miracle, and I want people to know," Kolvet, the executive producer of "The Charlie Kirk Show," wrote in a lengthy post on X.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What surgeon? He was declared at the scene. Are they talking about the coroner?

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[–] chosensilence@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this has literally never happened in the history of sniper shootings so.. add Kirk to the long list of all of them, i guess. what a miracle.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

These "journalists" played too much Sniper Elite where you can curve a single bullet to kill 15 nazis standing in a circle.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The invisible man standing behind him was saved.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

God sure does move in mysterious ways.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I thought all the blood was gushing out of the exit wound.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bullets do weird things when they go into flesh and bone. Thanks for the insight, Fox!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not this, this is completely fucking impossible.

A pistol round could do what is being described here, that is believable.

Not a 30.06, that is completely impossible.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh, christ, is this the shit the conspiracy theories latch onto?

Yes, bullets do weird things.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

30-06 round like that, at double or triple that distance, will knock a full grown deer off its feet from the energy and put a hole the size of a fist in it. If it's a hollow point round, double that exit wound size.

Usually you'd use a round of that caliber to hunt moose or bears. Many deer hunters think it's overkill.

Bullets interacting with human tissue DO have a tendency to get weird, but the forces involved here simply do not add up as presented.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you're saying it was a miracle?

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No miracle, also not .30-06

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe the bullet transformed miraculously?

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Right, perhaps it was actually an unleavened wafer.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Got it, you have no familiarity with firearms nor the physics involved, understood.

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