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[–] relativestranger@feddit.nl 92 points 1 week ago (1 children)

a bag of popcorn set to 30 minutes instead of 3 might be all it takes and is an 'innocent' mistake anyone could make.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

FIRE(D) GUY

[–] LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Gotta add aluminium foil for a good measure

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 28 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I once accidentally microwaved a fork. I didn’t notice it because it was buried under the food and I just took out the container from the fridge and put it straight into the microwave. Nothing happened but I was horrified when I saw the fork afterwards. I wonder why it didn’t even cause sparks. Was it because it was underneath the food?

Having said that, it was a shitty microwave that couldn’t really heat food well, so maybe that’s why.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cutlery doesn't spark, only thin pieces of metal do. It does get very hot though. If you use a stainless steel fork you can submerge it in a cup of ramen and it'll heat up noticeably faster in the microwave.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

it'll heat up noticeably faster in the microwave.

I don't trust you. you're probably right but I don't trust you

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even thin metal is hard to get to arc. Electroboom did an episode on it and he really struggled to get an arc, even with aluminum foil.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

CDs work great tho

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

See my other comment, metal in a microwave is sometimes OK but there is a good reason we scare people from trying it.

TL;DR Thin layers spark and smoke immediately. Metal containers suck, closed metal containers or no food make the microwave overheat and kill itself over time. Utensils are fine unless very thin or preventing access to food.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Thin metal arcs in a microwave; I've seen a fork arc from the tines, never seen any other cutlery do it. The arcing is the air turning to plasma, so if it was buried in food with no access to air, it wouldn't arc

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

electrobooms microwafe safety

The answer to your curiosity. Or at least a laugh about it

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I microwave my coffee every morning with a teaspoon in it at work and nothing happens.

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I believe any smooth piece of metal without any gaps or sharp edges (so no forks or foil) is fine in a microwave.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My microwave has a sticker so you don't heat liquids without a teaspoon. I've heated milk in it every day for years, every time with a teaspoon in it. It also heats up faster with it.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It’s actually the recommended way to heat up liquids in a microwave, especially higher viscosity liquids that don’t mix quickly like a sauce. Since the spoon can transfer heat to the center faster than the liquid can by itself. The waves can’t penetrate far into the liquid and can’t heat up the core of a volume of liquid unless it’s spread out. Just make sure the spoon doesn’t touch the sides when it rotates.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's really not as dangerous as you'd think. I don't recommend it, but it'll be fine.

Here's a video of you're interested: https://youtu.be/yBnZzg82Pvg

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'll watch yours if you watch mine haha

electrobooms microwafe safety

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

So forks don't work according to everyone. What about a cup of gasoline? Or what would be the absolute worst/most-dangerous thing you could put in a microwave?

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Random Axe of kindness

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

You are an employee of the month

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Glue a shrimp in the bottom far right corner using super glue. Super glue does not get heated by the microwave and a small shrimp will go unnoticed for weeks

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

If you do that, don't let Weird Ed find out.

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 week ago

Stick the fork to an outlet instead

[–] TwoDogsFighting@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Big can of beans in the fryer will do the trick.

The best thing would be aluminum foil, since steel can't reach the required charge

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 week ago

RTO? How about RT-NO.

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, somebody watched a lot of Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This? growing up.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Holy shit I haven't thought of Jory Caron Laboratories for forever. Nobody likes roasted nuts.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Yellow nails? Makes me think of Kenji Lopez alt. But probably just a coincidence. Or is this actually from one of their videos?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago