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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 80 points 1 month ago

High quality effort

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This guy used to live near me:

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Surreptitiously swap two numbers. He may never notice, but if he does, it'll drive him mad. "Was it always wrong? Did I look like a fool the entire time? Did everyone notice?"

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 month ago

Some people just want to watch the nerds squirm.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...kinda looks cool. Fun bit from close up, and looks like chrome line from afar.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

It wasn’t as long when I fist saw it, but I don’t know if it got longer than this as I moved away years ago.

[–] m3t00@piefed.world 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

distracts from the sleek shoebox aerodynamics

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't want to defend the Honda Element here, because it is ugly as fuck. But I will say, I got into a friend's Element a few years ago and was shocked at how much space it has inside.

Other cars pull a lot of tricks to make them "feel" more roomy inside. But Honda just went "fuck it, big ass cube" and didn't need any tricks.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely my favorite vehicle I have ever had. My mom was disabled and we have had to use SUVs and pickups and vans my whole life, before anyone jumps me for the environmental aspect. But it was genuinely the nicest vehicle I've ever had. Loved everything about it.

Hey it's not your fault they're not building electric vehicles that are as friendly to the disabled!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

Still way more aerodynamic than the smallest model truck in the USA

[–] RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Sad that these cars didn't get better gas mileage, but the aerodynamics are indeed terrible.

[–] Sunschein@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago

DUI cheat sheet

[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He can do that on his Element but not on my accord!

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice double entendre.

Sadly, that's Thursdays theme - this is casual racism Wednesday (or of you're east of the international date line: inappropriate touching Tuesday)...

[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, I didn’t check. Is it too late to leave a racist comment or should I wait for Wednesday again?

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

We're not really at the point of any sort of enforcement, yet - still the Arbitrarily Allied Humour Standardisation System is essentially in the stages of communication and education.

AAHSS enforcement remains over the horizon, at this stage

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

But it's your civic duty

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Only 50 Element owners can do this in the U.S. without having to come up with some different approach.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I don't know why we have the letter elemen, the only word we use it in is element we should remove it. It's a pity it's the best part of the song though.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Am an element owner. Best car ever.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Goddamn I miss my element. Broke my heart when it was fried.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to so bad but I just sunk half the cost of one into my current car. I should’ve followed my gut.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Hey it's ok. Elements will be around for a looooong time.

As a subscriber to /c/FuckCars when it comes to vehicle memes I am out of my Element.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

That's elmo's ride

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

All the letters in comic sans are definetly edited in

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Elemeno" reminds me of the decabet skit.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

For how much the owners rave about these, I'm surprised they stopped making them. I'm further surprised it hasn't come back as a hybrid. I'll continue to be surprised if they never build another car under this badge again.

Seriously, Honda, WTF?