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[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 124 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Took longer than expected.

[–] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 44 points 1 week ago

Mostly because it has been variously DDOSed or reported to different companies for hosting doxx. :D Great work everybody.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago

If I was American I'd not be touching any of the software coming out of this mob

Even if it's not deliberate malware, the vibe coded pieces of shit are gonna have more holes than Swiss cheese. Half of Americans are gonna be walking around with a part of a botnet in their pockets soon enough

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How dare anyone criticize Charlie Kirk!!!! LMAO 🤣

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he was the best damn fountain I've ever seen, at least for a few seconds!

[–] DreamAccountant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

OK. It's not posted everywhere constantly. So, where's all the gifs? Did trolls suddenly all stop posting NSFL material, or all trolls MAGA?

[–] ITeeTechMonkey@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago
[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You think this app is bad there is a website keeping track of everyone critical of all of maga and other extreme right. https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Good thing I don't use mainstream social media then

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What? I fail to see what you mean

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think they mean everybody on Earth hates MAGA

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Haha gotcha.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago

Its hyperbole suggesting that everyone is critical of the right. Or from my perspective anyone normal.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

it’s as if there’s no good devs on the right lol

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

or perhaps really good ones..?

Folks that need to be outed, indeed

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 20 points 1 week ago

BobDaHacker provided SAN with a sample of data from 142 users, including information from SAN’s test account. The hacker also demonstrated how the security flaw allowed them to remove users by deleting SAN’s test account. A message sent by SAN to the company that built Cancel the Hate’s website and app, DreamTeam Development, LLC, went unanswered. SAN reached out to a user listed in the leaked data and confirmed that they had in fact downloaded the app. The user, who asked to remain anonymous over fears of retribution, expressed concerns that Cancel the Hate might be a “scam” after receiving an influx of donation requests to their email.

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

It'd be a damn shame if the hacker were to sell the phone numbers to mortgage brokers. Those assholes will never stop calling and emailing you, and they have a million phone numbers so they're nearly impossible to block

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 week ago

I just love this for them

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

shit

which one

I was barred-out faded the other night, trying to submit garbage data on one of the sites that managed to not get completed DDOS'd

They made you submit it uploads in a specific format

- name
- job title
- workplace
- image of speech offender

It would then compile it and make you download a 2mb PNG file that you had to submit with your real name and email for "accountability"

I can't remember how far I got. I hope I didn't use my actual email address if I actually got to the submit stage

I intended to submit this (screenshot and crop in case of malicious exif):

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

The user received emails asking for donations. Why am I not surprised!

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

App about ratting on people rats on people. Again.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I can't believe this is even a thing. Here in Los Angeles everyone I know is joking about his death, even at work.

[–] Sunshine@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

They can’t even work in unison 🤡

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Collaborators should be fired

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...Ha!