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I just wanted to say thanks to anyone who may have donated. Again you have no idea how much it means. Not gonna spam this message all day today, don't worry, but thank you to those that did... Thank you so so much. And to anyone who upvoted or commented or gave well wishes. It means the entire world to me right now.
Surprised at the lack of Maroon 5 or Imagine Dragons in here. Fucking milquetoast "rock". Sugar and Thunder immediately come to mind as two songs I'd rather didn't exist.
I have only really seen English language stuff in the comments so far. You are missing out on stuff like my person focus of hate "Ich und mein Holz" and the entire genre of Schlager.
It's a toss-up between Margaritaville and Cheeseburger in Paradise. Fuck that guy, he sucked.
Was playing pool with my wife at a local establishment when some kind of autotune country song played (I think it was via a TouchTunes jukebox). So whatever the fuck that was 💩
Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie. Writes a song about being an emotionally mature adult. Sings the whole song like a whiney toddler.
Friday - Rebecca Black. I refused to listen to it for many years. When I finally did, I was like - I get the hate. One day she released a new song that people were saying 'redeemed' her. It was also awful. I don't remember the name of it, nor do I care to look it up.
Last Christmas by Wham!
My special needs uncle got a keytar for Christmas one year when I was a small kid, and it came with that as a demo song, and so for the next seven years until that keytar mysteriously got destroyed, every single time I was over at my grandmother's house (who was his caretaker), Last Christmas was playing in the background.
I despise that song now.
Some good mentions already, but one train(wreck) is still missing: Meghan Trainor . Please take a bass, put it in your mouth, and shut up goddammit!
Basically anything by imagine dragons
I Want You to Want Me by Cheap Trick
Words cannot explain how much I fucking despise this song. It's the same fucking line for almost 4 minutes over and over and over again, I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard crushed and bass boosted while suffering extreme tinnitus for the rest of my life than have to listen to that song again.
Fucking Grey's Anatomy "how to save a life" such a goddamn stupid song and a goddamn stupid show about crazy white women fucking ghosts in storage closets.
Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
It played on the radio of my high school bus basically everyday and my stupid redneck bus driver blared the radio so I couldn't drown it out with my own music easily.
No song drives me into an irrational fury like "The First Noel". It's slow, the melody sucks and the lyrics are the laziest drivel I have ever had the displeasure of being subjected to.
The first Noel the angels did say
ok, "did say" is a little clunky but you want an easy rhyme, that I can forgive
Was to certain poor shepherds
In fields as they lay,
alright, we've established some context. The angels are talking to some shepherds.
In fields where they lay
Yeah we get it, they're laying in the fields
Keeping their sheep
yes, they're SHEPHERDS we get context
on a cold winter's night
that wa-as so deep.
The night was SO DEEP? That's what you came up with to rhyme with sheep? A line we didn't need because we already established that they're fucking SHEPHERDS aaagh FUCK this song I'm not going to go through the whole thing but there are SEVERAL more verses and they all suck just as bad. How many hours of my childhood did I spend having to sit through this miserable drivel and it's SO SLOW every time I hear it I feel like my brain is being forced to wear a too-tight necktie.
This is a Welsh song from centuries ago. The “clunky” English is a result of this.
Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
Lyrics
Anxiety, keep on trying me
I feel it quietly, tryna silence me, yeah
My anxiety, can't shake it off of me
Somebody's watchin' me and my anxiety, yeah
Fireflys by Owl City. The first couple of notes of the synth is enough to send me into a blind rage.
Happy by Pharell Williams.
Idk it just does something to me. I absolutely can't stand it. It's like nails on a chalkboard. No song comes even close to how much I hate that song
Ballroom Blitz.
Before I get flack from everyone, I have a specific reason. I was staying at a cabin with some friends, and some of the kids played Ballroom Blitz constantly. Every day, all day, for a week. Heard it every time I walked in. So I think you understand now.
EASY
Dance Monkey - Tones and I
Fuck that song. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
From me, I have two to lay on you.
I hate Dust in the Wind. Nothing matters because we are all just dust in the wind. Yes, fine, dude but then why bother writing the fucking song? Just to depress the rest of us?
And that song about drinkin' whiskey from the bottle never thinking bout tomarra singin Sweet Home Alabama aaaallll summer long. It's in my husband's workout playlist and despite being vaguely hooky it's just such utter slop.
(I will say though that the same playlist convinced me AC DC are not nearly as bad as I remembered. Whole Lotta Rosie is a jam, and also It's a Long Way to the Top is pretty good)