Most christians seem to ignore most or all of the bible, anyway.
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After reading the book, I realized I’m following much more of the Bible as a Muslim than an average Christard zealot does.
As an atheist who tries to do the right thing for people, same. If he lived today, Jesus would probably be a communist and thrown out by Christians.
I'm certain there are Muslim commies, probably some Christian commies too, right? The redistribution of wealth (if not the means of production) in a more equitable manner and the condemnation of greed are part of and at the core the message of prophets Jesus and Mohammed. 👍
Islamic socialism is a huge thing. Why do you think the US backed the Shah in Iran? Who was the Shah imprisoning?
The Koran absolutely forbids charging interest (which is why there is an entire alternate Islamic banking system) and one of the five pillars of Islam is zakat - giving money to the needy. Shariah explicitly demands forms of land redistribution and mandates zakat.
If you read Qutb (literally wrote a book called Social Justice in Islam), you realize that there’s actually a substantial group of people who are very heavily inspired by Marx and Lenin, and also believe that apostates should be killed.
For sure. It's just not a part of modern day American Christianity, where they worship Supply Side Jesus. Probably all Christians and Muslims should be somewhere near communist if they follow the faith.
It's mostly due to Paul, most Christians are mostly following what Paul wrote. Churches that don't follow Paul, like messianics, are wildly different.
I've met messianic Christians who to me felt Jewish like me but with the Jesus talk.
whoa, I didn't know there were Churches that don't follow Paul. he's one of my biggest issues with Christianity.
I felt like Christianity suffered a lot from so many gentiles streaming in early on without becoming Jews, and by the time it became the religion of Rome it blended with Sol Invictus, Greek Platonism and other Roman mythology, and became incomprehensible. Jesus was Jewish, the Disciples were all Jews, all the context of his teachings only make sense in a context the fresh converts lacked.
I kinda wonder about an alternate universe where a sect of Jews accept Jesus as Moshiach but not as literally God. there'd be no trinity, the parables would go into the Talmud, he'd be seen as a rebbe like Hillel I guess.
Yeah, also Jesus wasn't white.
I think Brian was, though.
Pretty sure his Roman.
There's some line in the New Testamant that absolves Christians of the obligation to observe the laws of Kashrut and whatnot, if I recall, but I couldn't tell you where it is or how exhaustive it is.
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
- Matthew 5:17 KJV
To be a follower of Jesus, which is what the disciples originally called themselves, you would need to observe the law... IE, follow the original kosher laws and such.
The real (historical) reasons why Christians don't follow Jesus's religious traditions, come from an ease of assimilation. The Catholic church assimilated pagans into the religion, and it was easier to do so by telling them they don't have to change their current traditions, and that they just have to celebrate Easter, for example, for the birth of Christ and not as a celebration of the goddess of war, love, and fertility.
There are movements that try to go back to this core belief, though. Jews for Jesus and Messianic Judaism are two such movements, where they celebrate Judaism nearly in its entirety, while also believing Jesus was their savior and following his teachings. Truly an interesting, seemingly contradictory, mix of views.
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I am fully aware that there are disagreements on whether or not Catholicism is Christianity or even whether it's a monotheistic or polytheistic religion, and, as such, whether the Catholic assimilations of pagans were relevant to Christianity as a whole. But, honestly, I couldn't care less. In the wise words of Shepherd Book, "I don’t care what you believe in, just believe in it".
I think it goes a bit deeper than just ease of assimilation. A big part of Paul's ministry was the idea that only Jesus can provide salvation, which implies that following all the laws can not. At least that was my understanding based on what I remember reading.
Exactly. The letter to the Romans or Acts 15 for instance. Im not defending Christianity, to be clear, I'm defending Lemmy from nonsense. I'm a card holding Satanist.
But like...would Jesus have been cool with that?
In his words, seemingly fine with it; Two commandments
This doesn't appear to include anything about allowing religious freedoms in the sense of the question. It's not "you dont have to be Jewish"
The reference just says "the most important thing is to love god and your neighbor"
If you read the New Testament you would understand why. It goes into this... Everything from Dietary laws to circumcision.
Western Christianity is basically Roman traditions rebranded. Jesus was just a paint coat over it to make it look cooler.
Almost like the only things most Christians do is what they personally like about the religion. The part that tells you to not sleep with a man if you are a man, literally tells you to not wear two types of cloth in the next sentence. You never hear republicans going after the people wearing two types of cloth do you? Never a single word. Not once in the history of the Republican party have they tried to dehumanize people who wear two types of cloth. Funny how that works. Almost like religion is just a tool they use to spread their hate.
Also fuck the people who wrote in scripture that being gay is a sin. I hope those people burn in hell. 2000 years of suffering and killing of gay people because some asshole couldn't be bothered to think for 30 seconds about whether it's actually wrong or not. Probably a good thing because without its several flaws, religion might have came to dominate the world.
Abrahamic religions generally frown upon non-procreative sex. Not to justify their hate, but they generally see sex for pleasure as inherently sinful.
There's an argument out there that Paul was the guy who really started Christianity. He molded it into something that could spread all over the Roman Empire. It's not completely accepted by biblical scholars, but it has a lot of merit.
If you wanna follow Jesus (according to the best of our information about him), you can't be a Trinitarian quasi polytheist who thinks faith, salvation and works are all disjointed and independent. But Paulian doctrines are nothing but that, and the way for a Roman Empire to convert Jesus' message of accountability and righteousness and his Abrahamic monotheism to something more palatable and in-line with their existing beliefs. This includes but is not limited to: a pantheon of three (with a "human God" as one of those three), "consumption of blood and flesh" rituals, the Day of Judgment no longer being one of actual judgment because if you "believe" "Jesus is God" you're automatically saved, whatever Paulian "grace" was...
The Roman Empire is the grandaddy of all Western imperialistic doctrines and my informed guess is that Paul, who didn't actually know Jesus and even in the Bible he gets told off by Jesus' actual followers, was nothing more than an agent of destabilisation and an infiltrator, perhaps sent by the Romans themselves but if not at least used by them to create what we know now as "Roman Catholicism", which is nothing but a deformed, unrecognisable husk of the teachings of big J. Whether this happened this way or more organically is up to debate, whether Jesus' teachings and Christendom are fundamentally different is not, though, that just requires some basic reading comprehension skills.
Yeah. Jesus was explicitly clear that he came specifically for the Jews and that his offer was for them. The only gospel story that even hints at anything is is the story of the Gentile woman who wanted him to hear her daughter; he told her that he came for the Jews, and she replied that even the dogs may eat scraps from the master's table. Jesus was "amazed by her faith" and healed her daughter, but that's the end of the story.
It's only after Jesus' death that Peter had a vision that he interpreted to mean that Gentiles could be accepted as following Jesus too, and then Paul really leaned into it. Most of the rest of the New Testament is written by Paul or one of his disciples.
There was no year 0. It was 1 BCE then 1 CE. Just FYI.
Was it though? Like back then?
Back then it was technically the year 3000 something of recorded history. Christianity declared that that's when time started.
Are you sure about that 3000? I thought at the time it was mostly the 6th year of the rule of some king, emperor or governor (Herod, Augustus or Quirinius, most likely), although the Bible doesn't even provide those kind of dates.
As far as I'm aware, having a single universal reckoning is something that Christianity invented in the middle ages. But still based on the rule of Jesus as king, of course.
Yes. So there are a few calendars before the Christian calendar.
Roman empire calendar started 753B.C. which was considered Year One ab urbe condita or A.U.C. which would be 2778AUC today.
The Byzantine Empire year one began on sep1. 5509BC. It would be 7509AM(Anno Mundi) year today
The Chinese calendar is year 4722 today.
There are many many more calendars out there. The bible is a fictional book spread by misinformation and slaughter to shove their teachings and taking over many religions imposing the "Common" calendar on the majority of the world.
It's a bit more complicated than that. Jesus was a reformer of Judaism, and brought in a lot of unorthodox ideas. Plus, if the Gospel accounts are authentic, he was going around telling people he was the foretold Messiah and the Son of God, which isn't typical Jewish teaching.
Because Jesus showed them a better way? I thought that was the point of it.
All of Jesus's followers who lived when he did were Jewish as well. They were all guilty of what Jesus was crucified for, going against the established religion of the land (I wouldn't call it apostasy though; that's renouncing God and none of them were doing that). Christianity is/was based on the teachings of Christ; it builds upon Judaism.
That's my understanding anyway. I am not religious. But, I don't think "Christians are not Jews like Jesus was" is a bad thing.
What's wild to me is that today's Jews believe Jesus was this decent guy but not the son of God. Then you have Muslims who believe that maybe he was the son of God, maybe he was just a prophet, but they still follow his teachings, they just lean more into the teachings of Muhammad (peace be upon him) (that's how they say it, or they add "PBUH" which means the same). But guess who the Christians side with politically? I don't get it. But I don't think that (the political thing) has to do with who's more closely aligned with Jesus, I think it's who pays better.
But again, I'm not religious, so I don't support or reject any of them. And of course my understanding of these religions is far less than actual practitioners of said religions.
theoretically, Muslims and Jews should be closer. both believe in one god, rather than a trinity. both reject icons. both follow the dietary laws. both Jews and Arabs descend from Abraham.
maybe the closer you are the more you have to fight about 🤷♀️
You can't be Muslim and think anything or anyone else is Divine in any way like Him, be it a son or an accompanying "god". The Oneness of God is a core, undeniable part of Islam (any branch, any sect, etc., because it's based on a singular book that's accessible to all, the Qur'an, and that's like THE main tenet of it). But yes, prophet Isa, big J, is of course a big part of the history of the religion! I don't mean to be mean to Christians but listen, even in the Bible Jesus is shown praying (why would "God" pray?!), asking for intercession, and even denying being called 'good' because "only the Father is good" (because all of these hard categories belong only to God, He's the superlative of all the good traits, our unreachable goal, since there's "good and bad" in all of us, a bit of vice not just virtue). Jesus was a man who believed in God and asked Him for help and his prayer mentions it strongly!
But yeah, Jesus is/should be seen as big for every Muslim regardless of whether you know his message or not simply because, even if it didn't take complete root and the message was shared to the world already changed and corrupted by the Romans, it did perhaps prepare the world, through Western colonization, for virtue and monotheism (if you believe you'll meet the Creator and be judged for your decisions in life you kind of have a bigger motivation to act right! lol), and that's a crazy way to get there but hey, the Lord works in mysterious ways. And then people can adopt Islam, which basically takes any man, saints, St. Peter and the keys, etc, all of that nonsense out of the equation entirely and tells you: "your life is and the universe are gifts from your Creator that you will never be able to repay (of course, who here can make a universe?!), enjoy them but walk the straight path, and you will meet Him again on the Day of Judgment and if you were even slightly decent (at the very least very repentant while you're alive still), you get an even better second, eternal life (why not? He already made a universe once at least!).
More ironically western Christians HATE middle-easterners.
Except the new testament the one about Jesus says something along the lines of nothing you put in your body can taint you. So why would Christians fallo a kosher diet.
Fun fact: year 0 does not exist.
No year "exists", we made up the entire concept of keeping track of "years" in the first place.
He also celebrated Passover. The Last Supper was a seder.
That's because, per Christian doctrine, Jesus created a new covenant with his sacrifice that fulfills and supersedes the old laws, and put a more spiritual mercy/love-driven interpretation on the previous rigid adherence aspects of Jewish laws and traditions before.
Jesus was born Jewish but converted to Christianity in his teens
Christianity wasn’t a thing until 200 years after his death.
Also…Teenjus!
I don't know too much abut religion, but I thought Jesus was supposed to have bashed up the temples due to them operating like banks. I think that'd be evidence of crticising some the prevailing religious organisation.
IIRC it was other people abusing temples to set up markets there, he didn't have problems with the church itself.
It was moreso about them selling the sacrifices. The idea was you couldn't bring your own sacrifice, you'd have to buy one there.