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[–] deacon@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago

Quite the snub for Bibi

[–] bladerunnerspider@lemmy.world 43 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So it essentially is the onion because it is satire. Gtfo

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago

The difference is that it's an honest article reporting truthfully on someone else's satire.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

It's dumb and bad (as a thing to look at, statement is great) but give me a few hours with it in the workshop and it'll be the finest 4-station gloryhole in the land. That's saying something too, got some real stiff competition.

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm so excited that I can't even decide whether I wanna be the sucker or suckee.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Assuming your username has been true for at least 5 years, have at it. With enough flexibility, you might not even have to decide.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Assuming their username is true, they're overage for at least two of the people on this mountain.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I like how trump is off to the side, like the rest want nothing to do with him

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

And Putin is higher

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Put that bad boy on the national mall so the park service can come destroy it in the night

[–] BoloMKXXVIII@piefed.social 4 points 18 hours ago

Seems appropriate company for Trump.

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 2 points 16 hours ago

They'd all be honored lmao