So thats where the term "go suck a bag of prophecy stones" comes from.
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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And "go kick cocks".
Is this a turd or a dildo? turdildo?
that's a dildo in a turd, like a turducken
"Petrified turds... get yer petrified turds here!"
That's coprolite!
I'm about to report and block for not tagging this as NSFW or maybe porn spam like a couple of post recently, but then i realised this looks like literal poop and it fit just right into this sub.
I'm betting on petrified poop
When you want the shit to go back in
thoae are vegan dildos
Even the pale one on top right has a foreskin
Turd shaped dildos for the freaky
Are they organic?
At least a couple are orgasmic. Hope this helps!
I tapped the image thinking it was a video
why is it warm… WHY IS IT WARM???
Prophecy stones require you to heat them up near a campfire and grease them up a bit to work, duh.
They look like frostbite fingers to me lol
the drill sergeant said you couldn't polish a turd.