this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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[–] notso@feddit.org 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So thats where the term "go suck a bag of prophecy stones" comes from.

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

And "go kick cocks".

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm about to report and block for not tagging this as NSFW or maybe porn spam like a couple of post recently, but then i realised this looks like literal poop and it fit just right into this sub.

[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I'm betting on petrified poop

[–] Zier@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Petrified turds... get yer petrified turds here!"

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

That's coprolite!

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this a turd or a dildo? turdildo?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

that's a dildo in a turd, like a turducken

When you want the shit to go back in

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Even the pale one on top right has a foreskin

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

At least a couple are orgasmic. Hope this helps!

[–] falseWhite@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

Turd shaped dildos for the freaky

[–] Someplaceunknown@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

I tapped the image thinking it was a video

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

They look like frostbite fingers to me lol

[–] gleb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why is it warm… WHY IS IT WARM???

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Prophecy stones require you to heat them up near a campfire and grease them up a bit to work, duh.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

the drill sergeant said you couldn't polish a turd.