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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 4 days ago

So I use to live in Riyadh and worked for a defense company. I left during covid and seen a lot of hate filled shit there. The people in general, were very nice but I'm an American and male.

My wife is not an American or Saudian. She would be harrassed and even hit by the locals. They looked down on her unless I was around.

At work, I would routine run into non-Americans/Saudians. Holy shit did they treat them bad. From forcing them to do degrading stuff or just belittle them in public.

Those were just the "normal" people. The royal family members were on a completely different level. Everyone used encrpyted chat services and if you posted about anything illegal, expect the Matowa (secret police) to visit your ass.

Fuck all those going there and speaking all rosey for blood money.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Committee_for_the_Promotion_of_Virtue_and_the_Prevention_of_Vice_(Saudi_Arabia)

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

He made fun of trans people and trans people pushed back.

If you support trans people in Saudi Arabia the government throws you in jail.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What happened to this guy? Like seriously. He went away and then came with this fucking terminal brainrot and he just can't stop saying stupid shit

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago

He got to live in the big house and learned how to stay there.

[–] Pxtl@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You can't make observational comedy about being a young and hungry comedian/writer when you've spent the last decade being wealthy and out-of-touch.

If he was still clever, he probably could've threaded the transphobia needle and either figured a way to make it right or made it so funny that enough people would enjoy it regardless. But now he's cranky and spoiled by success so he's just going to get angry, which is even less funny.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

he had a chance to switch material towards kind of humor George Carlin started doing later in his career - discussing serious subject matter in somewhat jovial manner with continuous punching up. Instead he chose the worst kind of punching down and when you're a rich guy mocking the poor and struggling - yeah, that's just bad.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dude is a rich fuck who still bitches that other even richer fucks “stole” his money. And my poor ass is supposed to relate. He has been rich for most of his life but likes to pretend he’sa regular guy. He lives on another planet surrounded by bubbles of assistants and staff that kiss his ass

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

he hated that he was called out for being a transphobic person, thats the real reason. now that hes in a country that hates lgbtq+ he feels welcomed.

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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 184 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Makes it so easy to find the people who don't give a fuck about women when they suck the Saudi teats so openly

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[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"It’s easier to talk here than it is in America,"

Yeah, as long as you don't say anything about the imprisonments and murders without fair trial, religious intolerance, or make fun of the kings Mu'umu'u.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This guy is a clown and not the funny kind. He likes to pretend he’s still one of the little people from the streets, all he cares about is money.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 4 days ago

Clown? He's a cheap whore. And i don't mean the sex worker kind. I actually respect those.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Dear Dave Chepple, Billy Burka, and the rest of hypocrite moralless indignified sellouts:

You have looted blood money from the taxes of oppressed unrepresented beheaded people in a dictatorship. The executioner asked you to dance to distract the world and cover up the blood of slaughtered protestors and humanright activists for him while he beheads them. And you gladly obliged.

So just answer my questions with your freedom of speech Dave.

You know you were not paid by the "6000" attendees. The tickets cost from $13 to $80 for the whole week with each day featuring more than 1 comic.

So how did you alone get paid $1.6millions Dave? What's the name of this organizing company? Where did they get this money from which they gave to dance Dave? Why is this Muslim Arabic country overpaying international celebeities to perform there? Not humanright washing... no.. no.

What happened to the Saudi citizens who complained about their wealth in billions of dollars going to overpaid LIV athletes, boxing athletes, soccer, esports kids, Hiphop concerts, and now you Dave?

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 38 points 5 days ago

Excessive income causes brain damage

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 133 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Chappelle has always been tone-deaf about many things, he's just more obvious about it since he's older. Glad more and more people are noticing his hypocrisy

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 6 days ago (4 children)

He's also an active stain on his hometown, among other vile behavior. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Who the F does a "Comedy Festival" in Saudi Arabia, of all places? What's next? North Korea? The USA?

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 days ago

The irony of a black man who has felt the impairment of his own freedoms so clearly and so often, now taking coins to make joke about the same to those who would themselves be his enslavers in a slightly different circumstance. Look at who does all the shittiest jobs in Saudi Arabia.

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's not what free speech is. The government has never attacked Chapelle for his speech.

His bigoted shit just isn't funny to GenZ and they don't mind telling him.

It's our right to Freedom of Association he has an issue with.

[–] wildflower@lemmy.world 101 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Jim Jefferies, Jimmy Carr, Kevin Hart, Pete Davidson... I was surprised to see these names on the lineup, what a bunch of sellouts.

This is from their contracts (found on https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-30/riyadh-comedy-festival-begins-with-pete-davidson-bill-burr/105833686):

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Jimmy Carr isn't a surprise.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Pete Davison is just mind blowing. He can’t even make jokes about how SA murdered his Jewish dad, while he sucks the dick of the men who murdered his dad

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[–] FreeMindFreeAss@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Bill Burr is the only one that really got to me. I loved that guy. But I just can't see him the same way anymore

[–] WildPalmTree@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Same for me. He seemed so... Honest. He walked that line between left and right, not siding. It made me think, "this is a genuine guy". Fuck me, I guess. Truly affected me more than most things lately. I realise that makes me sound cold, given recent events, but it did. Again, fuck me, I guess.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I used to love chapel. Now not so much. He drank the Joe Rogan kool-aid

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He also sent strong antivax messages to black Americans. I liked his comedy but he got addicted to money and is a disappointing human.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 days ago (4 children)

is a disappointing human.

He was always a disappointing human.

He just used to be a funny disappointing human.

Now he's a sad, disappointing human.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 77 points 6 days ago

I invite you to stay there, Mr. Chappelle.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (5 children)

“Right now in America, they say that if you talk about Charlie Kirk, that you’ll get canceled,” Chappelle told an audience of 6,000, according to The New York Times. “I don’t know if that’s true, but I’m gonna find out.” He then added, “It’s easier to talk here than it is in America.”

I love your comedy Dave, but the sell-out you’ve become invalidates your position as a truth-teller right when America needs you the most. You built your career on raw talent and hard work without bowing to your masters at Comedy Central, and you don’t need to do this either. If you ever manage to un-sew your lips from the royal prince’s gold-shitting anus, please come back to us.

Obligatory take from another of my favorite comedians.

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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He referenced the Charlie Kirk situation. He didn't say anything about Charlie Kirk. He's nothing more than a rightwing propagandist these days.

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[–] railway692@piefed.zip 61 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

So what did he actually say?

“Right now in America, they say that if you talk about Charlie Kirk, that you’ll get canceled,” Chappelle told an audience of 6,000, according to The New York Times. “I don’t know if that’s true, but I’m gonna find out.” He then added, “It’s easier to talk here than it is in America.”

Well, that sounds... accurate. Doesn't excuse the other things he's said, but... yea.

Edit: I stand by the first part of my comment. I was not paying enough attention to the second half ("it's easier to talk here..."). That part, not so much.

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I mean, not really. If he really thinks it's easier to talk there than here, he should make a bonesaw joke on stage in Riyadh.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 47 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Did you see the contract he signed? “Easier to talk here” is just factually incorrect.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (6 children)

If you're looking for a factually correct comic, Carlin's dead.

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[–] AceTKen@lemmy.ca 66 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Bad title. He's criticizing the state of free speech in America citing the Jimmy Kimmel cancellation and people fired / cancelled over Charlie Kirk speech.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 108 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I don’t think anyone thought he was criticizing free speech. Yes, it’s a bad title, but it’s still hilarious to go to Saudi Arabia and pretend like they have more free speech rights

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 45 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I’ll bet ya a whole dollar that he doesn’t know who Jamal Khashoggi was.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago (11 children)

Aw man Bill Burr went too? Goddammit.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Daily reminder that Burr was never a progressive or ally to leftism, or even humanity broadly.

We just all really loved when he directed his performance against the people who deserve it the most, so that's what we choose to remember.

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 32 points 5 days ago (8 children)

I don't understand how for the last ten years this guy has been allowed to just associate with other comics like he's not a fucking pariah.

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[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 47 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

Isn't he the piece of shit that was enjoying that someone that interrupted his show because of the shit he was saying, got heavily beaten up by security?

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I mean ... a TV host just got fired/scathed/re-hired for talking about the fallout of a murder at a political rally.

So ... maybe the USA is not doing well with free speech.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's not, and criticizing it is fair, but... from Saudi Arabia? The Trump admin is basically modelling themselves off their shit at this point. If he really felt this way in general, he wouldn't have performed at this show in the first place. Criticizing the way free speech is handled in one country while in another country known for chopping up journalists is tone-deaf and comes off as self-serving.

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