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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So uh...

https://www.si.edu/object/femicin:nmah_328382

Physical Description

salicylamide (225mg); acetophenetidin (160mg); caffeine (65mg); pyrilamine maleate (15mg); homatropine methylbromide (0.5mg) (drug active ingredients)

Salicylamide is apparently roughly equivalent to aspirin, but uh...

Acetophenetidin is also known as Phenacetin...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenacetin

... and it was:

withdrawn from medicinal use as dangerous from the 1970s (e.g., withdrawn in Canada in 1973,[2] and by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration in 1983[3]).

Whoops!

Turns out its a carcinogen or causes carcinogenesis (cancer!), hemolysis (kills, lyses, pops your blood cells)... renal papillary necrosis, aka, it fucking kills your kidneys.

Apparently, this shit killed Howard Hughes.

... yeah I could look into the other active ingredients but I think we're done here.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There’s also caffeine.

So it’s pretty much mydol, plus that discontinued ingredient.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure, yeah, cancerous, kidney and blood killing mydol.

Here, drink this moonshine I made in my ole' backyard, lead lined still, with some arsenic for flavor, its pretty much vodka.

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm so tired of these woke ingredients and liberals ruining my food. Have you seen baby oil recently?

There's no fuckin baby in it

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

... do we have a 'brand new sentence' lemmy comm somewhere?

Because... damn.

[–] ethaver@kbin.earth 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

interestingly there is a (rare) phenomenon where the male partner gets some or all of the menstrual or pregnancy symptoms. Apparently my grandmother could tell she was pregnant (she had 10 total not including miscarriages) because my grandfather would get morning sickness! Partially explains how she managed to have 10 if she wasn't having to deal with all the symptoms herself.

It's called "Couvade Syndrome." Obviously a lot of it is likely somatic but apparently there are measurable changes in hormone levels in the partner. Humans did evolve to co-parent offspring so it makes sense that there would be physiological changes to support that.

As an aside, apparently the local doctor told her it was a shame she'd already had her appendix out because otherwise he could do a prophylactic appendectomy and "accidentally" cut her tubes while he was in there.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

I swear I smelled pregnancy on my wife's breath both times. It's a weird smell. Like...burnt plastic?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

I got morning sickness during pregnancy. First trimester only I think. She did as well, but not as bad as I did lmao

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know lesbians who complain about their partner when its that time of the month. Putting up with a crazy bitch is not gender specific.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yea, and you'd think you'd see more mentions of PMDD here as well.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would Don Draper approve?
Or is this more of a McCan type deal?

Any "Mad Men" fans in da house tonite?!!

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mad Men sounds much too negative for my blood. I'd rather see Glad Men.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Or maybe try the Italian version?
L'uomini Arrabbiati!

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Most people don't understand how much feminism has accomplished. And how recently.

[–] Zkuld@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Can we make the Sentence beginning squares a thing? This helps a lot to find in the correct next line.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of that article about fellas suffering from endometriosis.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

HRC: "The true victims of war are women because their support system (daddy) gets maimed or killed" PMS does impact family, though.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Worse; its cancer, kidney failure, and ... your blood cells dying.