This is hilarious. Randomly reminds me of some website from the 1990s/early 2000s that had "Christian" movie reviews. Even the most innocuous films imaginable were labelled mega offensive. Except for explicitly Christian films, and one old film which the author really liked so it was only labelled mildly offensive after an impressive show of mental gymnastics.

Those chucklefuck lunatic reactionaries abuse the word "woke" so much in their blind hatred that it is indeed a cliche.

Wonderful woke games in my library: cyberpunk (because it encourages body modification hahahahahaha), dark souls 3 (the reversal ring, can't make this shit up), Gary's mod (kinda fair actually, I've heard alot of homosexual kissing in dark rp. Not that ice ever done that, for sure not, nope.) The binding of Isaac (Its one of the best games of all time what the fuck are these idiots talking about) among us (AMOGUS) halo infinity (features female front line combatants.....) war thunder (because a single tank has a skin with anime women on it. Like what, how the fucknis that woke? You idiots don't even know your own rules.) Hiveswap (gimme my fucking quadrant relationships you ducking weirdos) home front the revolution (features a black female engineer. Like, I couldnt possibly come up with anything more cartoonishly racist if I tried.) And last but not least, runescape (fair, actually, its why I still occasionally come back, gotta grind forever.)

Edit: i was shaking i was so hungry when I wrote this, but I think the misspellings and errors make it funny so its staying.

I do not believe it.

They classified Half-Life as not woke lol. Also if I hit them with 1000+ games they have like 200 of them.

Train Sim World 5: "The DB BR 403 ICE 3 Railbow DLC features a pride flag, mirroring Deutsche Bahn's real-world 'Pride Initiative.'" So woke for accurately representing a real-life livery.

Overcooked being fully woke for wheelchair raccoon chef but the sims being only "slightly woke" (they've clearly never played with any of MY sims) is wild.

Monument Valley 2

• All characters are female. The story is about motherhood and gameplay revolves around the player character and her daughter.
• According to Art Director, David Fernández Huerta, the inspiration for Level 1 of The Archipelago was Drag Queen Kim Chi:
• As previously mentioned by Aerctaure, ["has a bonus level featuring pro-environmentalist messaging sponsored by an anti-deforestation charity"] The Lost Forest level was added as part of a contribution to Playing for the Planet’s Green Game Jam 2021:

All of the Dark Souls are slightly woke. I’m honestly very surprised about DS1 being classified as woke… ohhh… I forgot about Gwyndolin

It is actively depressing that this exists and people use it unironically.

Like, it makes me embarrassed to categorize myself as a "gamer".

I was infinity% sure this was a joke, and then I went to the discussion forum on a game and... it's not. I'm done for the day I think.

counter strike is woke because woman with muscles

1. I tried seeing if the site has Amorous on there because it's, IMO, the poster child for furry VNs and I couldn't find it. Absolute tragedy the people behind the original list or whatever haven't been exposed to it because I'd love to see the meltdown they'd have over it.
2. Shame that I'd have to change the privacy feature on my account to see how "woke" I am because I'm sure it'd say I'm definitely woke. Especially since I like Amorous.
3. Apparently the first Hitman game, the game about killing people, is woke because of diversity in a game set in 1999. How low can you sink?
4. I LOVE how they mark BioShock 2 of all games not woke. The main antagonist running Rapture at that point is a woman, so you'd think those idiots would immediately mark it as woke because it's set in the past. That and just because she's a woman in power.

I'll probably quickly change the setting on my account and see what the site says, for fun, and change it back right after. I checked my friend and it gave him a woke score so good for him.

I checked my account before posting my comment and it says I'm not woke. Crazy thing is, if the original people had more of the games on my list in their "woke" steam list or whatever, they'd absolutely call me woke. They'd probably have the biggest meltdown over things like the Danganronpa series, Dofus/Wakfu/Krosmaga ( female deities/fighters ), and the BlazBlue series.

Cirnoslab? Touhou?

sorry, we couldn't obtain this player's games. try checking privacy settings. (games have to be set to public for this to work)

Checkmate

Halo being woke because the body type for male and female are the same?

They both look different though. Is this accurate?

It lacks a lot of games.

I've only really played a few games so far:

• Luanti/Minecraft (estimated 1000 hours total)
• Shantae: Seven Sirens (~30 hours)
• Mindustry (~30 hours)
• Nelly Cootalot: The Fowl Fleet (~30 hours)
• Hyperbolica (~30 hours)

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