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[–] 3yiyo3@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

I think this is rather a representation of how the common USA citizen see the world lmao

[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Oh, this again? Come on. That’s not what scientists say. It’s a map of the Mediterranean Sea superimposed on the US. It’s a joke. Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains.

Do you have a source for this? I'm going to need to do some of my own research before I start believing that.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Scientific and irrefutable :)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Except:

-Get Out of Denver - Bob Seger

-Because I Got High - Afroman

-Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your only saying that cuz you have hope for the future

[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don’t know. Here I am occupying my day explaining to strangers that a map posted to something literally called “Lemmy Shitpost” is not scientifically accurate. I think I’m probably not clever enough to operate in the future. I hate the future. It sucks. Where’s my flying car?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Oh oh I know this one!!!! It's at the bottom of the swamp they said they'd drain!!!!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

As a citizen scientist, I have to agree with the map's conclusion. If anything, it's optimistic. I'd say the timeline is probably closer to 12 years before that map is our new reality.

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I've got ocean front property in Arrriiiizzooonnaaa

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Looks like my house is still there so fuck it.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 80 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Burn more coal, I still see part of Texas left.

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

From my Oklahoma friend: "Give Texas back to Mexico!"

I can't remember where I saw this (probably a webcomic) where they asked who won the Mexican American war, and the punchline was "well who ended up with Texas"

[–] protist@mander.xyz 9 points 4 days ago

I don't know, they took some of the most conservative parts of the state to the north and northeast, plus the panhandle. Maybe we've got a chance now.

I'm just glad they took Oklahoma

[–] BioDriver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Great, just what I needed. MORE humidity

[–] arox@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 60 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 4 days ago

In this economy??

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 days ago

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them.

I'll pay taxes necessary for another Italy if we get another Greece. Fuck now I'm hungry

[–] PillBugTheGreat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Lol, the mountains in the East underwater.

[–] antonamo@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Man I was hoping this was real thanks :(

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

The sea there hit most of the mountain ranges. If Kentucky is underwater and ohio isn't a lot more than just climate change happened

[–] db2@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago

Florida being basically the same.. even the ocean didn't want that fuckin place.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago

A legitimate Gulf of America

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

That is this, some sort of shit post.

Keep going. We haven't sunk Florida yet.

[–] Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

I don't think it can be reversed. They're just saying that so we don't freak out super saiyan level.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Amerope isn't real, it cannot hurt us

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

how is new orelans still there if its built under sea level?

How dare you give Missouri such good food

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Florida is still there so not real

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Yeah no way FL and LA are above sea level.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I guess I’ll have water front property before I die after all.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Feck you, Canada won't be any part of the US, or the Mediterranean!

[–] invictvs@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

The world does not need another Balkan peninsula, trust me. And especially not in a place where guns are legal.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 4 days ago

The nice thing about climate change is I can retire in a seaside town without ever having to move house.

[–] causepix@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

lake Superior lookin pretty lush

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Y’all thought Ohio was gonna invade everyone but it’s everyone invading Ohio

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[–] SirHery@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I was thinking this looks a lot like the Mediterranean sea. It took me about 1 min to see Italy 🥲

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Reverse effect of sea level rise. Can't wait for Florida to sink and all the Rich people that own all the coastal properties to have permanent jet skies

I’m from WV, many of us (including myself) care deeply about the environment. That being said, water front property in the state I love would be AMAZING wv with beaches sounds like a dream. Can imagine the valleys and hills would make a bunch of cool islands. Kind of like the Les cheneaux islands up noth. Would be sick as shit for sailing.

Alas I know this is a pipe dream and any environmental effects that drove the water that high would basically turn the rest of the planet into a desert hellscape.

[–] ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Waterfront property in Omaha! It’s gonna be lit!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

If the US gets their own Mediterranean, maybe they will start having proper food too. Ah who am I kidding, they will never stop eating toxic waste.

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