Element of surprise. It does, in fact, have Internet
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Don't share all your WiFi SSIDs my dude. Its very common to be able to find someone's likely location based on all the network names. Even Google and Apple use this technique instead of relying on GPS.
Come hang with me and Smith and Wesson!
What you're describing is called Wardriving, I've done it and used it to track/confirm someone's location
Nice to see a fellow WoT enjoyer among your neighbors.
I had one once "FBI Surveillance Van 7" and the neighbors renamed to "CIA Underground Bunker" and "International War Criminal"
PRÓBA 5G GDAŃSK 621% MOCY
which means
5G TEST GDAŃSK 621% POWER
Ah yes, the absolutely random number 621
The only network I can see is my own. But as soon as the bears get wifi we'll engage in some goofy hilariousness!
"This wifi is too fast."
Obi W-Lan Kenobi is mine
I used to have 'FBI Van 21' back in the 2010s but haven't really cared in recent years
I'm in IT and use my hotspot as an internet umbrella for troubleshooting - my hotspot name is "FBI Surveillance Van". (I also carry a usb-c to eth adapter for those stubborn hardline devices)
There are five FBI Surveillance Vans in my range y'all need to get a new joke.
That's weird though, now there's six...
Sorry, FBI joke innovation is halted. New jokes are on ICE
Be safe guys. Because of SSID location mapping services it's possible to pinpoint the location of many people in this thread.
Wardriving
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A lot of the SSIDs in this thread have been used multiple times in different locations. But you raise a valid point.
I just fed a bunch of them I expected to be unique through a skyhook provider, all but one so far had at least dozens.
Some people have posted a list of the SSIDs around them. What's the chance some of those dozens also having one of the others nearby? Pretty low I'd say.
There's also the fact that you can use previously posted information by a user to narrow down the list. Let's say an SSID is found 50 times, one in each US state, but the user posted in another thread what state they are in? You just narrowed down the list to a single SSID.
Being safe online is a bunch of things together. You just need to piss of the wrong one to have it all combed trough. Posting the name of an SSID close to you is like posting your street name without the city or country name.
good point.
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My wifi name has been "Not yours" for 12 years
I once had a wifi that had as many character as as I could fit from this sequence of long digits that Data reads out as Picard but I goofed. Someone else changed their wifi to "The 3 is supposed to be a C"
Yeah, there are always some. I use a "hidden" network and don't broadcast my SSID so I keep it simple and easy to enter in on any device. Had a neighbor in the past who was nice enough and I let him use my wifi but then I turned into his tech support, fuck that. If the neighbors don't see my broadcasting they won't ask. Besides I keep as much as I can hardwired, it's just better.
I thought "eduroam" was a pretty funny name
Just a note since google maps your SSID: To opt out, change the SSID (name) of your Wi-Fi access point (your wireless network name) so that it ends with "_nomap." For example, if your SSID is "12345," you would change it to "12345_nomap."
And probably not a good idea to publish your SSID if you don't want your location known because of things like this https://wigle.net/
Jesus H. Christ that's insane.
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I have a boring Wifi name and everyone around too, but this reminds me that I was once sitting on the train and was watching a video with bluetooth headphones in and texting with my friends and some jerk constantly tried to connect to my phone via bluetooth. A pop up window constantly asked me if I wanted to connect to this other guy's phone and since I was texting I came close to misclicking on 'yes' more than once. Then I renamed my phone to FuckOff and he got the message, since then all my phones are called FuckOff.
All my neighbors are lame but I have two routers, giving me a total of six SSIDs to play with. So I have wifi names like "Trump Fucks Kids", "Charlie Kirk was a Literal Nazi", and "Where are the Epstein Files"?
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I know a guy in college whose dorm ended up with a wifi naming theme. Someone (highly suspected to be the passive aggressive super religious fundie on the floor above) changed their wifi name to "Stop, we can all hear you having sex"
So naturally, someone changed theirs to 'I can hear you NOT having sex'
at that point it was on lol.
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My girlfriend’s neighbors have “yer a wifi Harry” and “Harry you are a wizard” or something to make fun of the first one.
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