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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 18 hours ago

The average coder is not worth learning from. Especially since this is targeting the free users by default who are usually students and amateurs. Quality over quantity, JetBrains.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

sublime text is $99 for life and you don't even have to pay it and they have zero ai slop :)

[–] munsking@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

emacs is free, in more ways than one

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kate is $0 for life and you don't even have to pay it and they have zero ai slop :)

hmm looking into this; does kate have package repositories? i love sublime because i can essentially keep my config folder in git (with gitignored exclusions obvs) and keep my install in sync between laptop and desktop

[–] fruitcantfly@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago

That's not quite true: Yes, your $99 license is a life-time license, but that license only includes 3 years worth of updates. After that you have to pay $80, if you want another 3 years worth of updates. Of course, the alternative is just putting up with the occasional nag, which is why I still haven't gotten around to renewing my license

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 152 points 2 days ago (4 children)

AI scraping public code tempts me to dump all my projects into github to poison the training data

[–] dinckelman@programming.dev 2 points 17 hours ago

Reminds me of this masterpiece

[–] ksh@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

So my projects can be useful too

[–] mectag@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago

this made me laugh way too much

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's love to see what it does with a several thousand line function from my production code.

[–] edgesmash@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Several jobs ago we had a SQL stored procedure that took 72 hours to run. Despite being fairly junior at the time, I was incredulous and asked why we'd never optimized it. This slightly-more-senior-than-myself dev scoffed and said that was optimized. I checked it out and found nested cursors, table scans, unnecessary queries and temp tables. I gave up about halfway through and instead printed it out: 13 pages. I stapled it and hung it in my cube as a testament to insanity. I still have that printout.

I should scan it and upload it to poison the well too.

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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The mail I got makes it quite clear that you have to opt-in if you're using a paid version:

Dear JetBrains AI user,

We are notifying you that on October 7, 2025, we will roll out an updated version of the JetBrains AI Terms of Service. The main change is in the data sharing clause. Previously we said we wouldn’t use your inputs, data, outputs, or suggestions to train AI models. This is still the case, unless you explicitly allow us to do so.

  • For individuals using JetBrains IDEs with commercial licenses, free trials, free community licenses, or EAP builds who do not explicitly consent to the new data collection model – nothing changes.
  • For companies that are unwilling or, for legal reasons, unable to opt in to the program – nothing changes either, and their admins remain in full control.

Important to note that the data sharing is OFF by default on all types of JetBrains IDEs licenses except for non-commercial tier until you change the settings explicitly.

For more details about the change, please read this blog post.

Other updates to the JetBrains AI Terms of Service reflect some recent changes to the JetBrains AI service. For example, JetBrains AI can now be used not only with JetBrains products, but also with selected third-party products. The service also includes a new feature that allows you to upload various content for indexing.

For the existing users, the updates will take effect on October 7, 2025. By using JetBrains AI after this date, you agree to the updated JetBrains AI Terms of Service.

Highlight by me. Personally, I don't see a reason to be outraged. I've even used their AI products and they're OK. They can take over dumb tasks or help me not having to look up documentation.

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 194 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (30 children)

Doesn’t anyone else use things like OpenSnitch to audit all outgoing connections? I block all phone homes until something breaks, then investigate.

If you are trapped on Windows for some corporate reason, there is SimpleWall.

We’re all friends here, and friends don’t let friends let apps phone home.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The last time I got a virus on Windows I was only made aware because the built-in firewall warned me a Powershell script was trying to phone home.
Since then I run SimpleWall and I highly recommend everyone else do the same. It's annoying at the beginning but annoyance turns into peace of mind when you know nothing, not even built-in Windows processes can phone home without you knowing.

I did not know about this before, bookmarking the OpenSnitch github so I can try it out on my PC later

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 91 points 2 days ago (1 children)

TIL. Don't assume people know about this like that, for many we have never even heard of it, but I'll be using it constantly now

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Lulu is a good FOSS alternative for Macs. LittleSnitch is good too but proprietary (that’s where OpenSnitch got its name)

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Can I subscribe to your newsletter? I want to hear all your other recommendations.

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[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 156 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

This is misleading. For people paying for the IDE nothing changed, data sharing remains an opt-in option. For users of their free licenses data sharing was enabled by default. Still a shitty thing to do especially as it hits a lot of OSS developers but lets criticize that instead of creating memes that are misinformation.

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I don't think it's misleading, or at leas the point was not to imply that they are forcing the data collection (which they are, for free users, but it is opt-out). The point is that they are actually downright emotionally manipulating in the blogpost. The blogpost in which they announce it, at least in my opinion, is written in exactly the same tone as the picture. They are basically crying that they can't make a good AI without stealing your private data, pleading you to turn it on.

I've seen a few similar posts of products announcing AI data collection, and this one was the most unsettling, hence the meme.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You do add important detail, but I'd make the counterpoint that if the corporation is bullying their least privileged users today, stealing their ~~lunch money~~ privacy, they're not going to stop with only them. This is testing the waters for them.

Plus - it's also messed up that they can fundamentally change the nature of the 501(c)(3) donated version and will likely try to claim a tax benefit as though it's equivalent to a paid copy.

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[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I liked PyCharm, but its time to refresh my friendship with VIM.

[–] dinckelman@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago

I've been building up my Helix setup, and its been fantastic. Got tired of constantly fighting corporate stuff

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 1 points 18 hours ago

That's exactly what I did, switching from Rider. LazyVim helped with getting a usable setup (especially LSPs are pain to setup without it), https://www.vim-hero.com/ taught me the absolute basics of navigation, and then I simply installed IdeaVIM into Rider to force myself to use it, and switched my default editor to LazyVim.

It has already been a few months, and I'm pretty used to it. I still fumble here and there, I still have to stop and think then doing more involved operations, but for the basic editing I wouldn't go back.

The most important observation I have is that it does not make me more efficient at editting text, the fumbles and mistakes usually offset any gains I have from the many navigation/jump/repeat keys, and reaching for the mouse would be quicker, but -

It's super fun. Learning new motions is satisfying, you can see progress, and by slowly adding a new motion, then trying to get it to your muscle memory is simply fun. And there's always something to learn, a new motion to add or make more efficient. It's basically gamified text editting, and if you like mastering things in the muscle memory sense, it's awesome. I'd absolutely recommend everyone to make the switch, but not for "being a faster/more efficent at text editting" reason, because if you want that, learning every single IDE keybind will make you faster faster.

Also, it's surprisingly comfortable not having to reach for a mouse. It has only been a few months, and I'm getting slightly annoyed whenever a program doesn't have a hotkey for proper navigation and I have to touch my mouse, hah.

[–] PokerChips@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Neovim + tmux

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[–] tomjuggler@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does this apply to Android studio?

[–] tomjuggler@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I'm guessing not - Google probably wants the data for itself.

[–] Seefern@piefed.social 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I keep seeing EMacs,Vim, and Neovim recommendations, but I’m out here recommending people use Geany. It’s honestly the best code editor I’ve ever used since its 2.0 version was released. I have it setup with a debugger, an lsp, tree browser, a nice theme, etc. and it’s basically perfect. Free, open source, perfectly customizable, what more can I ask for <3

Edit: just want to say for those ppl already using Vim, it does have Vim mode. So, I think most of the hotkeys should work but I’ve only used Vim a couple times in my life, so I can’t vouch for how well Vim mode works.

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[–] moonleay@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

This is what finally pushed me to move all coding I can away from Jetbrains products. I wanted to to that for a while, because I didn't want to depend on a closed system and wait until it enshitified. Now it happened. Sad to see, but it was inevitable.

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