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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 8 hours ago

That's why in KSP I use the space map and just keep adding DeltaV until the orbit line from my rocket to the mun is a straight line and I launch when the planet is right in front of me.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 88 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 1 points 39 minutes ago

Jacks why so aggressive. Need a sabbatical?

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am having trouble reading that. For anyone else struggling:

[–] if_only@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

The real hero here

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 77 points 3 days ago (4 children)

"If you miss, you end up among the stars."

OH DEAR LORD WE ARE OUT OF FUEL AND OXYGEN IT'S SO COLD SO COLD

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Don't panic. Shut everything down. Call the Fuel Rats.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

"Among the stars" might suggest it's very much not cold. You're in a stellar nursery.

I had a manager tells me this once. It was literally written on the mug he was drinking out of at the time. I remember feeling so valued and inspired.

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Anyone who has played KSP knows that getting to the Mun is harder than it seems.

Orbital mechanics are a bitch.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Getting to the Mun was actually pretty easy for me (or I got lucky). Landing on the Mun/surviving is a whole different story.

[–] qupada@fedia.io 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And don't even get me started on getting back from the Mun, ~~when~~ if you do survive the landing.

Sorry Jebediah, that was a one-way trip.

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago (6 children)

You could fit every planet in the Solar System between Earth and our moon simultaneously.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a feeling we would have a lot of problems if you did though.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's definitely not recommended by the few cosmology sources I've read.

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[–] hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuck you for making me look this up. Only Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune would fit together. Venus, Mars, and Mercury are too much.

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago

Depends on which part of the orbit. Perigee (closest point) is ~ 354,491 km surface to surface. Apogee (farthest point) is ~ 397,291 km surface to surface. At Apogee you could got them all. At perigee not at all.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think our oceans would leave earth, tide-wise speaking

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Please don't.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I bet I could miss those, too.

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[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Spoken like someone that hasn't played Kerbal.

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ya but the moon covers at best only about 10 ppm of the sky's area so given a random direction within the hemisphere defined by the sky in which the moon is visible and traveling in a straight line you have a roughly 99.9990% chance of missing so that's understandable really.

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[–] SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The moon takes up only around 0.00077% of the visible area of the sky. That's a pretty small target. A deviation of .52 degrees from any point on the moon you are aiming from earth will miss.

[–] GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Also it moves at 1 km/s around its orbit

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

And begging your pardon sir, it's a big ass sky.

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Who are these people who cross out two letters of a cussword worried about? Everyone can still read this and all it does is make the edit look like someone is a pearl clutcher.

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 10 points 3 days ago

It's typically for posting to platforms that "deprioritise" posts that contain "naughty" words, not actually anything about humans caring about it.

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Make sure to lead your shot. At Apollo velocities, you’ll need to aim where the moon will be at in three days, not where it is right now.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why limit yourself to Apollo velocities? We're trying to shoot the moon, not land in it.

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh my god I can still see the swear you tried to censor you satan worshipper! I'm so offended I dropped my body of christ into my tea!

The internet is for children ONLY, please take this FILTH back to your BBS, heathens!


I was promised some fucking filth

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[–] don@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago

That’s like the pasties of censorship lol

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought i was gonna have an easy time aiming for yo mama,

But the joke is on me cause i miss her.

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[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Actually it makes more sense to state the moons solid angle in the sky from where I'm standing, instead of its diameter ☝️🤓

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 days ago

f⸤▬こked

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Yes you could have fucked this up more. You could have posted this censored bullshit on the Internet

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

It's moving 1 km/s, though.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Aim for the ground, if you miss that, just give up

[–] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you throw yourself at the ground and miss, you're flying.

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[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

No worries, we will loop back around using a slingshot maneuver, keep going until we get where we want to be. :)

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