Nooooooooo! BANANA!!!!
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2025
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Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video
Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)
Me on antidepressiva.
China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)
Top tier shitpost
Top tier ~~shitpost~~ creampost
cream de la crop
Cream rises to the top
So I'm getting our nonprofit ready for Pride, which is in October here.
One of my board member's sister apparently makes the best "cream pies" ever, and they wanted to know if we could fundraise on them.
Of course we can't sell them without a food handling license, so we'd have to give them away.
Which is how "Queer Men Give Out Free Creampies to The First 50 People" came to be.
:(
Ask nicely enough and they may still give you one back in the kitchen, if they're not completely worn out from the day already.
No more cream pies until the economy improves
Guess she got pregnant and we don't know who the baby daddy is?
Oh... you meant cream pies.
Inflation will do that.
1 year HRT
"Creampie" is a kink term for default biological sexual activity CMV
A creampie is only creampie if it drips out. Otherwise it’s just an insemination
Its only called a creampie if its from the creampie region of france. Otherwise it's just sparkling semen
not exactly a kink if it's the default, not a fetish if it's required for literal sexual reproduction.
Shit, need to improve my pullout game I guess
Literally 1984
People in Japan be like
when you decide you don't want kids actually:
Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
Curiously relevant to my romantic life, having had a GF who wanted to be a surrogate mom, which meant she had to go off medical contraception which meant we had to rely on other means of birth control.
Because we couldn't keep from sowing wild oats, we had to actually take a hiatus from our relationship. Life is weird.
First they banned porn, now they're banning creampies. The bastards. Where does it end?!
You heard it here first ladies. Closed for business over here.
Too tired baby, sorry
They need to start making more than three a day.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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