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[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 13 hours ago

Jerking off at?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Imagine being so rich that this is what your rock bottom looks like

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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 10 points 21 hours ago

With the way this decade is going, that wouldn't surprise me. He'd probably do numbers, too.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 5 points 20 hours ago

He’s just like us!

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

Video gaming? How exotic!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Weird fun news but that site is cancer

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