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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 77 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who up breeding they tooth

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Rule 34 probably exists

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago

You got something filled. Were you walking normally afterwards?

[–] slakje@piefed.social 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s their way of informing you of what happened while you were under anesthesia, without the awkward conversation.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"What do you mean, my insurance will cover it? THAT FUCKER RAPED ME WHILE I WAS UNCONSCIOUS!"

"If you'd prefer to settle out of pocket, the total is $6,400."

'merika fuck yeah

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ok genuinely whoever came up with that sticker is just… painfully, woefully naïve

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

They knew what they were doing.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

Or a tumblr user

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Were you put under? Was the dentist only half dressed afterwards?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WALLACE@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Whenever I see someone writing "Ahh" I like to imagine that they are using voice typing while at the dentist, which works in two ways for this one

I want to find a Deaf (or CODA) dental hygienist. That way I could still communicate while they've got hands in my mouth.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

"Dih" is when they got all that cotton in their mouth.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 days ago

Did I expect today to be the day I get exposed to a vorarephilic tooth lewdity?

No.

But I knew the day was inevitably coming.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s called a “surprise filling” 😏

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That's Big Mouth's Jay shit, right there

can you show me the back side of the sticker

[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago