He also says it tastes funny.
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Thats because he's hanging around 65+ year old Republicans that steal semen from little kids.
Sounds like something an Epstein hack would say.
If that's the case, whats your big plan for dealing with microplastics, Robert
He knows its not appropriate for him to know that yeah?
Am I being dense here? I thought this was just medical info, not like... Anything weird or sexual (in a non-medical sense)?
I'm not saying he's correct, and I certainly loathe the brain-worm ridden freak, but saying it's "not appropriate" for the Secretary of Health to know if something concerning is happening with sperm count seems a bit hyperbolic.
Because the 65 year old men are chugging testosterone?
Bless you OP. I saw this in my feed and immediately had to see if it was here.
How anyone can look at this man and believe anything he says is insane.
Because of micro plastics they won’t do any thing to stop.