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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you squint it just looks like green onions.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you don't squint it looks like that too.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

If you squint really really hard it looks like eyelids

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

You got me, I should have phrased that better.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

... Damn. You're absolutely right.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

You gonna finish or is this just bait?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Look I was hoping nobody would notice, so thanks you butthead ( <3 )

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Someone had to.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're so right that it's satisfying to dice green onion and get that beautiful gradient.

Have you tried mincing meat by hand? I get incredible satisfaction wielding two cleavers and going to town on some chicken. It's amazing how quickly it turns from chunks to a fine paste. Plus the sound is astounding. My roommates legit gather because it makes such a ruckus and apparently I get a huge smile on my face whenever I do it.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

That sounds AMAZING, though I think my roommates would be more "cower in fear" if I ever got my hands on two cleavers at once (I am a renowned klutz).

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I find regular onion satisfying too.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

So satisfying it brings tears to my eyes.

[–] cubism_pitta@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Working out the technique is awesome. Dicing up onions becomes easy and even enjoyable once you know.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Oh, that's a good one. Slicing a nice big onion into thin half rounds is a wonderful sensation.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Is there anything more satisfying in the world to dice...?

Fascists?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ah, one of those recipes from the little red cookbook

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Have you actually?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The best part is when you toss them and all the little interior rings come apart.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

this was the first thing we learned to dice in culinary school (the high school program)

also chopping up parsley for garnish is so fun cause you just take out all your aggression :P

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

It's basic, but it's basic for a real good reason...

[–] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

dice keep surprising us with their preferences

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I feel like there's a reference here I'm just not getting :(

[–] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

its such a bad joke that its hard to get lol

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Oh jeeze, okay that took a while. Lol.

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Peppers are pretty fun

[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

@Warl0k3 tomato...but only if your knife is sharp enough to avoid the squish!

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 6 months ago

Use a bread knife for tomatoes.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 3 points 6 months ago

I would rank silken tofu above it.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Cutting tomatoes with a sharp knife

[–] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm not a great fount of experience, but depending upon the feel you're going for, maybe potatoes? Jicama?

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ok, but where does the white end and the green begin?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fuzzy logic -- the white and green exist on a graduated spectrum of intensity ranging from 0 to 100...

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I like chopping celery because the pitch of the chop changes as you move from a big end to the small one

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Most other things, yeah. I am bad at cutting green onions.

[–] caut_R@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Weird question, but is there a term for art that has stuff that‘s cut but arranged in a manner that resembles its uncut form like this? I find it oddly satisfying to look at lol

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

The YT channel "Sorted Food" regularly tests kitchen gadgets. They recently had a device to nicely cut green onions.

https://youtu.be/1i4blxyoLuY

Amazingly one episode where both (a chef and a "normal") did not shoot down most of the gadgets.

I dont see any cuboids. Is it still dicing if the result is hollow cylinders? /j

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Great shout for no. 1.

I like watermelon too. And chives.

Carrot for the worst

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Long, thin carrots can be really satisfying to chop because you can get your knuckles out of the way and just go to town, but god just the feedback of cutting through a properly thick carrot just makes my skin crawl. The squeak-crunch feeling, just no.

Honestly I just get aggrovated by watermelon, our region only gets huge ones so all my knives are too short to get through them in one nice chop. I should get bigger knives, I'm thinking...

Yeah carrots with a consistent thickness are fine. I like watermelons even if it takes more than a clean cut.

The best part is cutting the insides.

Also a 9 inch knife is OK for the task!

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago

Had the same feeling with romaine hearts this week.