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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 211 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Start pronouncing it 'nucular', there's no bigger turn off.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 days ago (7 children)

RIGHT?! I'm glad I'm not the only one. It's based on the term NUCLEUS ffs.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 103 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Common misconception but it's actually based on Saint Nukulus, the guy that puts uranium in your boots if you leave them out overnight.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 18 points 3 days ago

Did you know he was a real-life engineer in ancient Turducky?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Now, to be fair, nucleus it comes from the latin nuculus. It just that it sounds bad and feels bad to say

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[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

Fun fact: "nuclear" ultimately comes from the Latin nucula, 'little nut'. The c and l being adjacent is the result of metathesis, similar to pronouncing "ask" as "ax".

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Is that because we exist within a nut?

Or something like that, I don't know. I don't remember anything from the "the universe in a nutshell" book.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

Don't go to bars in Seattle?

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Stupid sexy Nuclear Engineer!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 88 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'll take "that totally happened" for 200, please.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (17 children)

Clearly you have not regularly been to bars in Capitol Hill.

That's nothing, that's tame, that's barely even remarkable as odd for all the wild shit I've seen and heard (and done -cough-) at and around the bars there.

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 days ago

Lemmings spotting obvious satire challenge (impossible)

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 63 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Sort of a similar situation with me and renfair people. I build and fit people with custom orthopedic braces and prosthetics and have access to a metal and leather lab.

I wouldn't claim anyone is overly flirtatious, but they do seem to get friendlier and ask a lot of questions about things like hand setting rivets.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cosplayers would also love you, but the venn diagram between cosplay and ren fair is nearly a circle, so

I do work with a lot of moldable foam. I've always kinda figured if I get kicked from the field or get bored I can always build costumes or custom leather kink gear.

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[–] devils_advocate@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Like, romantically? Or due to your activity?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

I, too, like to commit crimes

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Don't get the question. Sounds like telling people you're a nuclear engineer is working out well.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (4 children)

If you are worried about too many furries in your line of work, try changing jobs! Maybe get into IT or something?

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[–] gray@lemmy.ml 56 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

so this is lemmy's "science memes" huh

Edit: /nm

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 45 points 3 days ago (6 children)

What would you want instead, a picture of the cover of Principia Mathematica? Just a Wikipédia link to the page for Pilot Wave Theory? Some broccoli taped to a white wall?

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[–] MBM@lemmings.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like a honeytrap, those Furries must be up to something

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The last thing we need is for them to develop nuclear capabilities...

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Breeder reaction 😳

[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Maybe don't brag about your job.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

We don't know if they were bragging or not. It's pretty common to ask what someone's job is during small talk. For all we know they literally just said their job title and left it at that.

[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Guy did say it like five times in one paragraph, just in case people forgot it before they finished reading his post.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If i were a nuclear engineer, everyone around me wouldn't hear the end of it

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Jobs come up pretty damn often in conversation with strangers. If they ask, youre obliged to tell them the truth. Doing so would hardly constitute bragging in my opinion.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I seem to be attracted to musicians more than any other hobby or profession. If you can sing or play an instrument, it makes me wet af.

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I slap the end of pipes and tubes with a sandal. Sometimes I use two sandals, but society can't always handle the intensity of that.

[–] PoliteDudeInTheMood@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you painted blue while doing this?

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[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even the folks who bring out a guitar in every gathering they participate?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

I love Wonderwall! 😍

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Embrace the furries, could be fun for a fling.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (5 children)

If you don't like this meme, post your own. That's how this works, both here and on Reddit. Platform has nothing to do with it, unless it's a closed, invite-only forum. That's the only way you can keep out simple farmers, the people of the land. The common clay of the Earth.

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