Ohh, school pick up lines as in, a line of cars picking up students. Not pick-up lines, like "Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor."
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Welp, there's my cursed upvote of the day.
I need an adult
Like the guy in the truck gives a shit about the difference.
At my son's kindergarten all the parents walked to pick up their kids because that's how the school was, in a small walkable neighborhood. One dad had a fishing t-shirt on that said "Master Baiter." Kinda similar personality as this RAM/WAR truck guy.
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The fact that school pickup lines exist is wild.
Sometimes, the parents forget to pick up the kids so the teachers get to decide if they leave a child all alone with no help or if the teacher works unpaid over time
Greatest country in the world...
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It’s always money.
When I first moved to the town I live in now, I was impressed by the all new schools. However I eventually realized they replaced a bunch of older neighborhood schools with a smaller number of bigger schools. They saved money by providing a worse educational experience and making walking less likely.
We walked to my kids elementary school but the town saved money by not plowing the sidewalks in winter, nor forcing residents to. Our walk would require walking on a major street - until my ex went full Karen and made them plow
When my kids got to middle school, we were in “walking” distance so there was no bus. However that was a full mile including crossing a six lane road whose light was always broken, and they didn’t spring for a crossing guard . We ended up choosing a private school in a different town, so there were no buses nor walkability
Regional school districts are now common. More kids goto schools that are not even in their towns
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That guy must be a stepdad because no way he's made any children with his tiny wittle wee wee stick
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I bet he'd rip his Achilles as well if he tried running more than the length of his micro unit.
Conductor: Sir, this seat is for disabled people only.
Me, an intellectual: shows this picture I drive this.
Conductor: Sorry to have bothered you, sir.
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I... I would not be brave enough to drive around in a "truck" like that. Like mad props for never out growing your edge lord phase.
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There's a guy with 3 DUIs.
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Saw this description of kid rock and it seems like it applies here too. He's got tattoos of his kids but not custody.
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This month.
Small penis alert
But he's got YUUGGGEEEE balls! You can see them in the back hanging from the trailer hitch.
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Lucky I’ve not encountered him, the urge to talk to him like a 5 year old would be too great.
“What a big truck you have! And it’s so high up! I bet you have to do a big jump to get up there. And look, it says “WAR” on the front, that’s fun! Did you put that on yourself, or did you ask a man do it for you?”
Damn now I want to see a pink one driven by a catgirl and the logo flipped to say "awr".
That is amazing!
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How does one like that get a kid? Like, what woman is into a guy like that, and how does it biologically work with insemination when you have a tiny micro penis like that? I bet the kid is from the milkman or something.
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I've inadvertently ridden my bicycle through a couple school zones during drop-off times - and I'm sure pick-up times would be even worse.
Cycling around cars has an element of risk that we all know and accept. But that risk goes WAY UP in school zones at drop-off time. You'd think drivers would be looking for kids, people, etc. as they drop their precious off IN A SCHOOL ZONE. But, no.
For example: One started to pull out in front of me - I was in the lane, riding past, and she was pulling out of the school's driveway. I avoided her with some vigorous braking, then she had the gall to pull up at a light and tell me I should be careful.
It's a bunch of stressed, impatient parents who just want to grab their kid and get out, but are apathetic to everyone else trying to do the same. If all these other people weren't here they could do this so fast, why won't everyone get out of their way? It's a highly concentrated dose of the "Im gonna get mine and the rest of you can fuck right off" mentality. And, like most shitty driving behaviors, it feeds into itself. It makes good drivers make bad decisions because, if they don't, they're not going anywhere. "No one is letting me in, so if I dont cut someone off, I'm going to be stuck here another 15 minutes" type shit. I dont know why well-built pickup and drop-off areas aren't required for building schools past 1990, but here we are.
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Scared of the outside world so it needs a scary face, sitting in a nice comfy air-conditioned cab on big pillowy tyres, lots of lights because the dark is scary. How is this more manly than a bicycle?
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His compensator is compensating
I love the sunglasses and hat on an overcast day look too. Such manly.
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Bet if you shot up this jackass's car he'd be a lot less prepared than he fucking thinks
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Kids who never grew up, but in a bad way
That car is also very likely to make a kid never grow up in yet another way.
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Just a little higher and they'll be able to pass over the children unscathed. Problem solved
Only in the USA, the rest of the 1st World is normal.
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