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[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sadly this isn't the first time. Years ago I read a story about a man who took his mother to get an MRI. While he was there his gun went off and killed her.

[–] iBaz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

How did she sneak it in though? Usually aren't you wearing a hospital gown at this point?

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

That movie goes hard for a 12 year old boy looking for something to try and be as cool as the matrix.

Plus all the wonderful, beautiful songs picked for the soundtrack.

[–] MistressKitty@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago

OoooooWaAhAhAh!!!

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[–] Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] squiblet@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

“Be sure to not have any metal objects”
“Okay, just have my handgun”

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone remember the “anal rail gun” from earlier this year? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mri-butt-plug-injuries/

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[–] bedrooms@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

On the bright side, she prevented an attack by a gunman in the MRI.

/s

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

Saw a similar case this year here in Brazil, earlier in february. A pro-gun lawyer was accompanying his mother on a MRI. Once the thing started, his gun, a 9mm pistol, was sucked and shot once it got stuck on the MRI, hitting the man in the belly. He died 21 days later.

[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing she was there to get an MRI because there was something wrong with her brain.

[–] Sdnimm543@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago

There are one or two entries on the wikipedia list of unusual deaths like that.

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