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[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 97 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

These images aren’t relatable at all. What man sits on the porch of a log cabin in a suit surrounded by his pricey luggage without roller wheels on it.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 74 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Burned out it guys who finally signed their resignation papers

Keep up with the class, man

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 weeks ago

His steamdeck

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Using a Gucci bag as a back rest in a small fishing boat. It's just... Huh.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

Tech job burn out makes you do weird things.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

That's basically my life. When I'm not staring at the vistas and thinking oh so deep thoughts from my dingy anyhow.

[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 82 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

OMG you're right! I do look like Ryan Gosling.

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

Wearing Gucci?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] gjoel@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago

This too is how I look, dress and behave on the weekends.

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Endless envy to you

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 33 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

He's way overdressed for that.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Exactly, needs shorts and a beer in hand. And about 5 stains on the shirt.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or maybe you're underdressed.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, I'm not dressing up for shit if I ever manage to free myself from corporate hell.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Was about to comment this. lol

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes I think I should have stayed in the trades. Then I remember having to tear hundreds of HVAC smoke dampers out of a new building and replace them with fire and smoke dampers because the boss decided he was just going to whatever instead of what the blueprints called for.

Then I'm good for a while.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

HVAC

I remember when I just graduated from college

STEM degrees.

Looking in the newspaper of my major US city.
All the ads were for HVAC techs. Nobody was looking for Comp Sci or Chem Engineering.
Almost switched to HVAC.

Glad I held out for an actual debugging software job

Pity young people today. Don't be programmers; there's no future in it.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Tbf, those types of jobs have a higher degree of turnover and thus need slots backfilled more frequently. Trades jobs can be pretty fuckin miserable, especially ones that are incredibly physically demanding as you age.

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I got laid off from my software job then took a physical labor job to make ends meet. I got promoted to management and used my software skills to automate most of my job. This is my recommended career path.

[–] echindod@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Software skills plus domain knowledge is a good combination, and I think it will remain viable in the future. But who the fuck knows?

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social -1 points 3 weeks ago

Software skills plus domain knowledge

Software skills --> Anyone will be able to vibecode a good-enough app within 2-3 years

Domain knowledge --> Top LLMs already have domain knowledge comparable to specialists in whichever field, and are getting less hallucinatory & more accurate every year.

Not being a doomer, no idea what policies make sense going forward, but this is what I observe

It really used to piss me off when the older techs would make me crawl around in nasty crawlspaces while they stood around and smoked cigarettes.

I get not wanting to be there but I'm not not about to leave some poor kid who doesn't know what the hell he's doing fumbling around in the dark by himself for half the day.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 1 points 3 weeks ago

Pity young people today. ~~Don't be programmers~~; there's no future in it.

Fixed

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

He got in during the nineties and his stock options vested. Now he spends his time restoring vintage Ferraris.

[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

LOL. Holy damn this meme is me to a tea.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What kind of tea? I hope it's a nice roasted oolong.

With a bit of honey and a golf ball.

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

You finally signed your resignation papers? I'm jealous.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I haven't seen Gosling on a boat since high school

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 4 points 3 weeks ago

He certainly has that thousand-yard stare

[–] SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus, what IT dept. are you working at, and how do I get there;) around here, the most attractive specimens are those under 35 BMI and practice personal grooming.

[–] grendel84@tiny.tilde.website -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

@SkabySkalywag

It's comments like these that make me wish that fedi had some kind of downvote system.

@cm0002

[–] SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Still not sure if this is obliviously serious or awesomely ironic. I down voted for solidarity, ma brotha!