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[–] bvoigtlaender@feddit.org 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Do you guys know where you were at 11/11/11 11:11:11?

[–] Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz 20 points 1 week ago

I'll never forget. I got engaged that day.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Remembering those who died in service maybe...

"The 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month" is when WW1 ended and is held as Remembrance Day across Europe .

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i remember 8/8/88 8:8:8, it was at the start of elementary school day, most kids didn't care as much, my little mind though was big deal

[–] bvoigtlaender@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No way! It was actually the same with me on 12/12/12 12:12:12. I spent the better part of that day trying to explain to my high school class chat why it is a big deal (it is the last one like that until 2100, with two digits being the same). Nobody was in any way as thrilled about it as i was. I sat on the couch in the living room–alone, when the 12th second struck. Won't be forgetting that anytime soon... what a time to be alive.

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have a family member born on 08/08/08. Easy to remember that one.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

my son was born 2/24/22, 2 days too late for 2/22/22, so i tell people when they ask for his birthday: same day Russia invaded Ukraine

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

My son was 12/13/10, 2 days and it would have been 12/11/10

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[–] umbraroze@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

Probably heading to the city centre to pick up a copy of Skyrim for Xbox 360.

I got home, did my NaNoWriMo writing sprint, and then fired up Skyrim and played like 12 hours straight.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sitting at home, playing Skyrim.

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[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] deroyonz@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

i wasnt alive yet, but good on yall for managing to stay alive for over 2000 years

[–] bvoigtlaender@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

me reading comment

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Most likely sleeping. I worked a night shift at the time. I definitely remember where I was at midnight the night before, though: picking up Skyrim for PS3 at Gamestop to take home for my wife to play (I went in to work late to get it).

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Interestingly enough, I'm 80% sure, because it was a weekday, and I sat in the exact same spot for all of high school. The 20% are for the possibility I was sick, in the bathroom, or had a special class I had to leave our classroom for.

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity with the zoom percentage but solid effort.

[–] Atlusb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] l_isqof@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Also no seconds?

Pathetic, see you next year

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I have been telling my wife "make a wish" for 18 years now every time I see 11:11 on the clock. Today we are celebrating our 14th wedding anniversary. We got married on 11/11/11 @11:11am.

Not sure what she's been wishing for but it hasn't been lots of money lol

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The fifth season of the year startet 🥳

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh gawd please no....

Thankfully I'm in northern Germany so I don't have to endure this silly season.

Through the power of the Internet I can include you <3

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[–] wieson@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] TPTheWiper@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

HELAU HELAU HELAU

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

More like 914 years T-T

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 1 week ago

2014 to be exact.

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

Skyrim was released on the 11.11.2011. I still haven't played through. It's about time.

[–] DERRALEXANO@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Photoshop that year to say "1111" and it'll be just like the computers of yesteryear available at the medieval dark ages mall.

In certain German and Dutch cities, this is a fantastic time to be outside. Or a terrible time, if you don't like massive crowds of drunk people in costumes.

[–] Grtz78@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Die Karawane zieht weiter, der Sultan der hätt Durst. Der Sultan der hätt Durst. Der Sultan der hätt Durst.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Helau.

Btw. only Germans know what the fifth season is.

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now find a screen shot from the year 1111.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

make a wish

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago
[–] fascicle@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

Feels strange seeing a time on the internet that hasn't passed yet

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Tiempo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Chilean classic response to "once":

Tap for spoilerChúpalo entonces

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

The zoom is distracting

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