So... it's an order, then?
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2025
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Good soldiers follow orders:
I read this as meaning "it's an order".
In the movie Shape Of Water, Octavia Spencer plays a janitor at a science lab. She says "just think, the greatest minds in the country, peeing all over this floor"
And the bad guy doesn't wash his hands
Excellent example of reverse psychology. If you tell me I have to do something, I'm going to do the opposite. Time to wet ceiling.
It is a requirement.
It's not a request, just crying out to the void. WET FLOOR!! CURSE YOOOUU!
🎼 Shit on the floor 🎵
everybody shit the floor
everybody shit the floor
everybody shit the floor
Is this to the tune of "Bark at the Moon" by Ozzy Osborne? Because that's how I'm singing it.
Stop demanding.
Yay, free water slide!
For every sign, there is a reason. An issue or problem big enough so somebody bothered and made a sign and hung it up.