How about good old American numerals, like the good Lord intended?

Next thing you know, they'll be teaching our kids algebra and algorithms.

“Zero”? The fuck kind of sorcery is this? If a number can’t be counted, it has no place in my concept of math!

- Ancient Romans

where do they think?

They don't they're programmed by the idiots churning out the zero-IQ content they love

This is an insult to fools

I had a high school teacher my freshman year play the "dihydrogen monoxide" joke on our class. this was before i had any chemistry knowledge so i sadly fell for it. -It was still funny.

Highly educated USian here.

I would cry tears of joy if I woke up and found that President Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was having his inauguration parade exactly as shown in the image.

To make it interesting, ignore the figurehead and any global elite child sex slave trafficking ring they may or may not have been a part of. Consider the background characters instead.

In this image you have Luke Wilson playing a character who is known to be the smartest person on the planet, and who saves lives with their knowledge by teaching the people how to do things like water their crops, AND who got dragged into the position rather than being a cutthroat ambitious asdhole.

In a similar image of the real world you might have somebody like Stephen fucking Miller.

In 1862 dihydrogen monoxide leaked into a well, and every single person who consumed it has perished!!! 100% fatality rate in just this incident!!!!

Every single person in my family tree, born prior to 1920, have two things in common... They are ALL dead and they ALL drank dihydrogen monoxide regularly!

This has got to stop!

They literally use that shit to power steam engines! Now imagine what it does to your insides. Nasty, nasty stuff.

Sources claim an up to 100% mortality rate!

A friend of mine ingested a ton of it and died. They found him at the bottom of a lake

Well, the dihydrogen monoxide that is in your Zuchini is literally an industrial solvent!

Have you seen what dihydrogen monoxide does to pure, strong iron?!? It corrodes iron unbelievably fast! And people just.....consume it in most of their "healthy" foods!

Wake up, sheeple! Stop drinking dihydrogen monoxide!

~/s - this message brought to you by Brawndo, the thirst mutilator~

You know what's funny, the dihydrogen-monoxide bit works in part because when you tell someone "ha ha, you're anti water" they should get embarrassed. Like, it's impossible for them to continue arguing, you know?

But if anyone is going to take hidden-agenda numerals at face value and still insist that we use a new, much stupider number system to get away from centuries of Arabic influence, it would definitely be nazis, lol.

I love that too, but I feel like we have to make them smart and not angry :(