When you order your SCP girlfriend from Temu.
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2025
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Kinda difficult but not impossible to kill axolotl.
The wording of "it's not exactly just water either" is fucking putrid.
This is one of the oldest debates on the Internet. It's pee, which is mostly water.
Are you saying the woman in the picture is peeing? All the way up to the top of her head?
What part of "completely soaked" didn't you understand?
I just assumed it was vaginal fluid
That's the pee they were talking about. No organ connected to the reproductive system besides the bladder can carry enough liquid to soak a couch.
Uh... The stomach? Maybe she vomits on it when you're not looking.
I was cured of my desire to have eyes
I was cured of it
I want to be cured, but
I don't know why that scene stuck with me, I had to make my wife watch the matrix just so she would get what I was referencing all the time
Chaotic Neural
Catholic neutral
So the Italian city states through the protestant reformation?
Worth a shot. This meth is doing me no favors.
What the fuck.
I was cured! 10/10, would whatever this is again.
Have you found out what you're cured from yet
Is either rickets or the ghost of a Civil War soldier trapped in the spice drawer.
You'
No you
Can't both of you?
OBO
Has anyone called the number? If yes what's the response.
Jane Prentiss makes ads now...
The American Healthcare system in a nutshell.
This is why i hate living in my country... I want this service!
Now we're shitposting!
Is there an Alan wagner community?