Birds write songs? I always thought that they just scream "I want sex! Who wants sex? Sex, sex, sex!"
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For ignorants like me, Dee Tee Eff stands for "Down To Fuck"
If you're classy, it stands for "desire to fornicate"
For some reason we also still like shiny things so really not that different from birds.
becky lemme smash
I can still hear the voice in my head, incredible
Ben is a hoe
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
Hoobastank - Inside of You
Blood Hound Gang - The Bad Touch
Blood Hound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain
Jimmi Hendrix - Crosstown Traffic
...off the top of my head
Fun Fact: Jimi Hendrix - Fire is, contrary to popular belief, not about this topic. The lyrics are quite literal in nature, telling the story about how he was visiting his band mate's mothers house on new years eve and he was cold as fuck. The "Move over, rover, let Jimi take over"-line is because there was a German Sheperd in front if the fireplace.
Jimmi Hendrix - Crosstown Traffic
Re-reading the lyrics, yeah, some of those are innuendo. But not remembering them right away, it felt like "like when i wrote "devil's haircut" i was feeling really... what's that song about?"
Come Together is clearly about John's bukkake fetish.
I think we can safely say most songs are love songs.
Whole Lotta Love by Led Zep
Crosstown Traffic is such a banger
Somehow I don't think Trent Reznor wrote "Closer" in an attempt to get laid lol.
Might have been very horny but also very self aware.
The country station where I'm at has been playing like 3 cuck songs on repeat for the last few weeks. Do those count?
Broke : Creating music to get laid
Woke : Creating ambient music for your next BDSM session with your sex partner
Okay, I've got the ambient music done. Now what?
- have sex partner
- arrange your next BDSM session you usually do
- Press play
Sorry bro, I lucked out of it, that's why I'm teaching the advanced class, not the intro class
What if I like psycore for bdsm 🧐🤔
you do you
Well...
If I were a bird, would I be eating all of these worms?
Bird's don't sing like Ian Gillan.
Edit: By the way, I was late into my thirties before I realized that the Deep Purple song "Knocking at Your Back Door" was about buttsecks.
buttsecks
I would have guessed a different age... 😜
Hmmm, does that mean Credence's "Lookin out my Backdoor" is about pooping?
So wait, are you disparaging humans, praising humans, disparaging birds, or praising birds?
The real reason you kept singing outside of chorus and why you learned how to play the guitar in high school.
I just gotta say, coming from the perspective of a woman, an epidemic lack of artistry in men has contributed to extinguishing all my hopes and dreams and wishes about finding the man of my dreams because I just wanted someone to sing & dance with me. And have found no one.
As a man who generally doesn't sing or dance, sorry and good luck lol
.. and frogs
and crickets
I also make a kick-ass nest out of twigs and leaves and such
This is a genuine "mind blown" moment for me. I will now need some time to process this.
Thanks green Daria!