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It doesn't matter, what matters is whether we're including the past in the change, and whether it's just our shit or all creatures.
Shit tastes like chocolate?
Include the past and we evolve to not like the taste of chocolate. Chocolate is never invented.
Chocolate tastes like shit?
Chocolate is likely never invented/popularised.
As an American, we already have that... It's called Hershey's.
Hershey's does not taste like shit.
It tastes like vomit. Get your facts straight.
I've had tastier vomit
If i remember correctly, they even sell them in poop shapes
And call it a "kiss".
there's a joke to be made about how ahead of the curve they were with that decision.
How can you say you love her if you won't even eat her poop?
My only concern with that is the bacteria in it. At best you'll get e-coli in your upper intestines which will break down sugar before your system could digest it (it does work as a very not recommended weight loss bodyhack though), at worst it'll enter your bloodstream via some scars or even a bad gum/tooth causing sepsis.
yes please no thank you
lol it's an old meme.
I know I just possess many cursed knowledge
I would pick the chocolate that tastes like shit. I would rather not end up with illnesses.
Ah yes. The classic Grower / Shower Paradox, illustrated.
Aren’t there already coffee beans that wild cats shit out whole and they sell for a premium and they’re like, incredible?
They were considered premium, but the way they're produced is horribly unethical, even by coffee sourcing standards. The novelty was the fermentation that the beans would undergo after being eaten, and producers are now doing far more controlled fermentations on beans to get some insane flavors. They're still a premium, but if you're ever in the mood for something a little funky, you should look for an anaerobic fermentation or a co-ferment from a local roaster.
Yeah they're pretty expensive but apparently quite good. They force feed the cats as much of the stuff as they can to get the highest output keeping them in tiny cages and poorly fed (they can't properly digest the beans and get as little food as can be given to ensure max output)
Awful stuff really
Articles I've read mention that it tends to taste pretty bad, basically an earthy, watered down type of taste.
So uh, can someone explain why I am seeing carrots and not cocoa bean plants? Maybe my eyes are shit
So if you made this out of Hershey’s, it’d be both?
A shit that tastes like chocolate that tastes like shit?
¿Por qué no ninguno de los dos?
Sometimes in life you got to make a choice, my son.
Now, choose wisely.
I'd just not eat chocolate
I like Tony's
Tony has the biggest carrot in the hood
If your shit tastes like chocolate, please see a doctor
The larger the gem for the butt plug isn't always what matters most
Is suicide an option?
Shit that tastes like chocolate is clearly better because it wont tempt you into eating it
I'll take the 100% dark cocoa. It might taste like shit to you but I can make hot cocoa.
Hot dark shit
As for carotts, the size of the plant is a pretty good indicator for the size of the root.
