I'm sorry my mind is stuck on
If gravity is not strong enough to stop a small stream from flowing to its lowest point
I mean... what...
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I'm sorry my mind is stuck on
If gravity is not strong enough to stop a small stream from flowing to its lowest point
I mean... what...
Same. My brain literally made dial up noises until I figured out it was pure stupid.
It all started as a joke. The purpose was to fool people to believe in this dumb shit. Then people did, and there was much rejoicing. Then more people did, and it got old. Then even more people did, and it got worrying. Then even more people did and now we have a whole industry of dumbfucks basing their lives and identities around something that started out as a joke at their expense.
Who's laughing now?
Well, that’s MAGA for ya.
This is a cogent and succinct analysis of MAGA's genesis, yes. I mean that's why we all were like, "hey, guys, funny joke and all but you do realize that if you repeat it often enough, people will start believe you and join your ranks and try to overthrow our democratically elected government, right?"
And they were like
"DA, comrade. Understanding is absolute."
I was late to the Flat Earth thing, I assumed it started as satire for a couple of years after hearing about it, but didn't pay it any attention. I was disappointed to learn that it was not satire, and too many (more than zero) believed it was true.
On the upside, I suppose, I now am more aware of just how fucking stupid people can be, and that's good. Gotta keep your guard up when meeting new people, ya never know, ya know?
It's like I tell people, if you know you know you know?
I still can't tell if most instances of them are a) genuine, b) trolling stupid people into believing dumb shit, c) trolling smart people into believing they believe something stupid and enjoying the frustration as they fail to convince them otherwise, or d) conning true believers like that guy who just wanted to fund his private rocket launch did.
Like it started with group B, but it's impossible to tell group A and C/D apart, if they are really dedicated to the bit. Like those youtubers who did various expreiments that would show which way it was, got results consistent with ball earth, then dismissed those results as something being wrong with their experiment could be strong denial but also just sounds like trolling and if I had to bet, I'd probably bet on it being a troll (or someone knowing their video will get way more hits like that because it's a hilarious result that did get a lot of round earthers to watch to mock it).
Tldr, I think we might all be getting played, though none as much as the poor fools that really do believe and donate to "flat earth science".
I'm reasonably convinced that the flat earther explosion was at least encouraged by nefarious actors to see what dumb shit people will actually believe. I feel like the flat earth videos on YouTube are directly related to the recent rise of the extreme right, it primed so many of these people to reject reality so completely.
When I say this was meant as a joke, it picked up steam in the /r/flatearth sub, which I saw back early, and it was kind of an inside reddit joke much like /r/birdsarentreal is today. Mark my words, that shit will be the next flat earth.
People work like this. A sub with 50K subscribers? Maybe there's something to it!
I had subs once. Big ones. They were taken from me. I know. Buy me a beer and I'll tell you about it.
Edit: And I swear unto god- I told'em. I TOLD'EM this would happen.
How can birds not be real when we choose the owl that is most superb every year
Who's laughing now?
@tomiant@piefed.social who started selling t-shirts and slowly had to hire more employees as the demand steadily outgrew supply.
At the end they retired to their vineyard villa, now worth substantially more after the devaluation of half the planet. They appear to the public every now and then for million € speaking engagements, and mostly ignore their controversy section on Wikipedia.
I wish I could ignore the controversy section on my Wikipedia
This literally sums up Americas current situation
We are not evolved for being capable of seeing the thoughts, reactions and feelings of so many people, especially in the form of text written on a screen that your brain reads in its own voice. We have not adapted to nor even begun to study and understand how vulnerable our minds are to outside influence.
But it's okay because we're building giant artificial neural systems in data centers that take the power of small cities to run, with the express purpose of predicting and exploiting those vulnerabilities with superhuman effectiveness.
Hahahh check out this idiot believing in "north" and an "upright" earth.
Explain Australians walking on their hands. You're not walking, you're hanging on.
This is not a joke. This is genuinely what a significant number of flat earthers believe.
Flat earthers don’t believe in a flat earth. What they actually believe is that Satan is fighting a war for the minds of people, and education is a tool of satan to lead you away from god. All other nonsense they spew stems from that— they don’t believe the earth is flat because evidence shows it, they find evidence to support the earth being flat because the education system, which they believe to be from Satan, tells you it’s spherical.
And most (but not all) flat earthers have moved on to the next conspiracy that supports their central belief (Satan is fighting a war for your mind) and don’t care much about flat earth anymore. Flat earth was never the point, not being swayed by Satan is always the center.
After a few years of marriage, it came to light that my wife thought the earth was flat. It wasn't some religious thing or cult thing, she had no affiliations. She just came to that conclusion based on visual cues in the world (like ground looks flat) and believed it without it ever being challenged in it.
It came up when she mentioned that a plane fkying near the sun must be getting hot, and I'm like Whaa? I explained the sun is so far outside the earth that that plane isn't feeling much different than us. She revealed she though the sun was inside the earth (like we lived in a snow globe on a flat planar surface) and the sun just went down behind the mountains at night like half hour away.
I was stunned. We had a 4hour talk about the earth as a planet and the solar system and how gravity works.
She curled up in a fetal position and had an existental crisis for the rest of the day.
Somehow she missed school for the gravity, solar system etc. And I'd destroyed her entire core belief system; that she had developed herself.
But hey, she listened. Thats something most never do.
This is really fascinating to me. Do you mind my asking, with no intended disrespect, how intelligent your wife is? And did she have any kind of unusually isolated situation for much of her life?
😀 I haven't IQ tested her. As a note I'm what she considers a smart engineery computer guy, but she can beat me at almost every game of Scrabble (like 400 vs 250). She can beat me at Tetris every time. She has played this 1010! android game for 3 years straight and not died once. Which is incredible to me. So she has reasoning skills and planning, and some abstract shape solving ability that is very tuned.
But she has zero science background, grew up Catholic, where god did everything, so she never thought critically about the humans on a planet situation.
But she doesn't pay a whole lot of attention to things outside of her realm. So maybe it is an attention issue not an intelligence issue. i.e. she saw this red car go by and said thats nice and a bit different looking. I said yeah it's our neighbours down the street She said I've never noticed it, how do you know its the same car? So I said: it's had the front emblem taken off and re painted. Suspension is lowered, there is a performance parts logo on driver rear quarter window, it has smooth rims without a lot of cutouts, and a black subtle wing added on the tail. When she asked how I knew all that I said because we see it everyday on our evening walk together. For her she's walked by it 100s of times without remembering it ever being parked on our street.
Ha! I am no different than she wrt things like my neighbors cars!
It frequently amazes me what people don't absorb or remember, like whole sentences of a 4 sentence email or text message. I'm not under any illusion that I am exempt from this, but what we see and others miss is of course more apparent to us.
Well now that I'm aging, I do have moments of blanking out. I used to be always in "recording" mode of my daily activities, which is probably why I need quiet down time. But lately I'll take out the recycling, to empty into our condo bins, and when I get back my wife says "where's the tote?". And I'm like, " Ah, probably down by the condo bin where I left it". Lol
I think your wife’s case was actually significantly different from “flat earthers”, as a community. There’s ignorance, which can be corrected with knowledge and information and reasoning, and there’s willful defiance, which cannot. The very fact that she was freaked out and had a crisis, which enabled facts to enter her head, demonstrates that.
Agree, and if earth was indeed flat, these people would claim it was a sphere.
Yes, the true flatearthers deny what they are hearing and dig in deeper
Whenever someone curls up in a fetal position and has an existential crisis, I KNOW that they are doing something right.
Also, they believe the earth is flat because the Bible says so; and the earth is young because the Bible says so, and that science is the devil’s work because it contradicts a book written by Bronze Age goat herders retconned by a guy in the Iron Age that got killed for telling the Roman’s he was king of the Jews.
I think it is a joke, though not one we're supposed to be in on.
The hint is that that is a very well made map for someone who doesn't understand how water flow really works. They turned the ocean trenches into rivers. It's a parody of someone who doesn't understand gravity but still uses it properly in demonstrating how it should look incorrectly.
I'm aware. That's not what I meant by "This is not a joke."
Also the hint is that OP said they meant it as a joke. But, yeah, everything you said too.
But.. but.. I posted it as a joke, so it is?? Please??
Nope. It's science now because you posted it in Science Memes. You just single handedly destroyed years of accumulated knowledge with your careless shitposting. Way to go, bud. Bravo.
Because in australia down is up, so their gravity pull all the water back up north
The stupidest possible way to say the truth. Now that's a .ml comment

Bro, stop trying to other people
If water flows down then why do I get it up my nose? Explain that Big Sciece!