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I'm no bread doctor but it looks like your loaf has a prolapse.
You forgot to put googly eyes on it!
Put a penis in it.
"A"? Rookie crumbers.
Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term "morrabrød" (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.
Why is it growing a baguette??
Its just happy to see you
Soon to be inbread then.
Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.
That biscuit’s pretty limp.
Amazing reference. Get yourself a cookie.
Thank you. That’s the entire reason I did it.
And stick it up you.... yeah
That's what happens when bakers Break Stuff
Try watching corn before action.
Next time, put it somewhere warm and moist and let it rise before you turn up the heat.
That's what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.
you didn't fluff it enough.
This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts
Try Viagra
The loaf is upside down, that's what's wrong!
Why is that bread a clam?
No slit? Bread penis it is.
Honestly it looks like you did really well
Sex pain
Try showing it a dirty magazine.
That's actually pretty solid for a first try! My first few all came out liquid.
looks like an eloafant to me
Looks flaccid
Bernd Das Blobfish
They must have used dill dough
If you tickle its inner thigh while whispering sweet nothings into its ear then give earlobe a lustful nibble, the phallic bread will rise.
You have to use female flour
You let it rise too long.