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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Yes. We are a country of laws, not a country of men.

“Just following orders” gets you hanged at Nuremberg trials.

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We are a country of laws

Actually we are a country of criminals and clowns right now.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We are not just a country of clowns, we are a country of the entire circus

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We should petition the government to change our national anthem to Julius Fučík's "Entry of the Gladiators" .

As a bonus, there aren't even any tricky lyrics to memorize.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We are a country of corporations and shareholders

FTFY

I pledge allegiance/
To the brand/
Of the Corporate States of America,/
And to the conglomerate/
For which it pays/
One market, under profit,/
Credit-driven/
With liberty and justice/
For shareholders

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Or a convenient Cyanide flavored Tic Tac.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I think you mean you want to be a country of laws

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago

He can literally pardon them though so I guess you are a country of men... Or at least one man anyways....

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Have they Asked the Supreme Court if that's True?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 month ago

Obviously not, they would simply refer to "The Book of Trump" - Truth 20:21:

I said it, therefore it’s legal. People are saying — very smart people — that no one’s ever seen laws like mine. The best laws. Tremendous laws. When I speak, it becomes true. That’s how it works. Some say, “Sir, can you really do that?” And I say, “I just did.” Total authority. Believe me.

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

You mean Trump's bought out, stacked Supreme Court that has given him a green light for everything he has done so far?

I wonder how that will go. /s

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God, it would be great if this led to actual consequences

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, when was the last time we saw actual consequences?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

2020, when he wasn't re-elected, I guess. Too bad it didn't stick.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

So says the lower courts.

The Supreme Court responds with "Everything Trump says and does is legal."