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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

I upvoted this. But I'm not happy about it.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 27 points 13 hours ago
[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 hours ago

Oh gdi

Well played

[–] Observer@infosec.pub 9 points 13 hours ago
[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I'm always careful with loud noises, and yet... I've had tinnitus ever since I can remember. There's always been this high pitched whine whenever I'm in dead silence, and it's always been the case. I used to think I could hear the electricity running through the walls or something.

You can hear the blood flowing in your ears.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago

I’ve had T for the better part of 3 decades. It’s really fucking loud.

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] Wren@lemmy.today 55 points 19 hours ago (12 children)

Jokes aside, I'm gonna ruin the fun here.

This is real. I had a buddy temporarily loose partial hearing in one ear when scaffolding shifted next to him, the crack was so loud it hurt. He left work to get it checked out, extremely anxious because he was only 25 and a musician - and good thing he did.

My dad, who worked on airplanes his whole life —one of those man's men who doesn't need things like gloves and goggles, well, he's mostly deaf now and it took three years for the military to clear his doctor's appointments and get him hearing aids. We can't talk on the phone anymore.

You can get custom fitted earplugs for specific decibel ranges now, which is what my construction buddy got. I have a pair myself for raves and concerts, and I can hear people next to me just fine.

Protect your hearing, you won't get it back.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 hours ago

I go to a metal workplace to work on projects. There's a guy there, he's so "cool", he doesn't wear ear protection even when hitting metal with a hammer or while grinding, and he doesn't wear a welding helmet. "I'm not a pussy". He's actively blinding and deafening himself, because he thinks it's cool. What a dumb idiot.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It did not even occur to me that reacting to the real hearing loss part was ruining the fun, because it isn’t.

Sounds like a real loss.

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago

I’ve worked in eye care. Simply put, wear your fucking goggles.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

And if that doesn't scare them enough... Tinnitus

You go do some loud crap, concerts and such, don't really care. One day, you're sitting there and notice a ringing tone. It's not necessarily loud, but constant like someone has a high speed fan running the background. Whatever frequency level your dammage is in, your brain fills in the gaps with a constant sound. Nothing and nowhere are ever quiet again. When you're in a noisy situation where the noise is in the range of what remaining hearing frequencies you can still work with, you can't hear anyone over. and as things progress, you can lose more ranges and the ringing can get louder and in different frequencies.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I'm a lefty in a very red state. Everytime I go to the gun range, there is some idiot without ear pro. Now I took care of my hearing, even going so far as to wear earplugs at concerts(which invited a ton of teasing). Even then I have had short bouts of tinnitus and it fucking sucks!

The one pleasure I draw from this is knowing their unpleasant future.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My Bloody Valentine was on tour this year and they continue to require everyone to wear earplugs.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Holy crap that's a name I haven't heard in a long time!

And good for them! Those Irish bands tend to be on the ball it seems.

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[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I bought my wife noise cancelling ear plugs for sleeping because I (in her words) snore like a pig. She has several recordings to back that up. So I bought her these noise cancelling earplugs (Soundcore A20 in case anyone is interested) in the hopes it will allow her to sleep. I will eventually get surgery done for it, because I also have apnea. She hasn't put them to the test yet because it's not always that she can't sleep, but I hope they will serve her well.

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Get a CPAP for yourself. If you have apnea then it'll improve your quality of sleep immensely.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Hear, hear! It's amazing how much a CPAP helps with apnea.

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[–] Lazer365@feddit.nl 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Well I always wore hearing protection when going to concerts, festivals and clubs. Guess what? I got an ear infection which gave me such bad hearing damage that I need hearing aids now. Don’t get ear infections folks!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

my wife flew with a mild cold. the pressure changes forced the infection up toward her ears and that's how she got her tinnitus

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Too obvious

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Loss is a great comic and I love the message too. I wish I would have listened to all of the voices telling me to use proper hearing protection. I tried a little bit, honestly, but stupidity won out a lot of the time. Young folks, listen to traitor Skunk Baxter. Protect your hearing.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 103 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 20 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS MUTTERING ABOUT?!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

HE SAID HIS DUCK NEEDS NEW BEARINGS!

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

No, HE SAID HE HAS A BUCKET OF HERRING!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

DAFUQ DID YOU DO TO LARRY‽

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

THEY'RE DOING IT BEFORE THEY MARRY??

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

NO, I DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR BEING HAIRY!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

THATS GROSS THEY SHOULD REALLY SHAVE THOSE BERRIES OFF

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 23 hours ago

Goddammit...

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Observer@infosec.pub 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

Ah yeah that's good! Is that off one of the resident evils?

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 29 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I stared at this confused for a few seconds and then thought to myself "of course it is"

[–] bystander@lemmy.ca 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Group fitness classes also play their music way too loud. Had to get some ear plugs when going to them. I am concerned for the trainers and regulars.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Is this Garfield Breast Reduction?

[–] berber@feddit.org 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

damn once you get it...

gourmet meme

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What is this? I'm at a loss here.

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