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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 minutes ago

nah nah nah... "There'll be a little disturbance" (Trump 03-2025) So everything is going as planned, you filthy Democrat!

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

These people have coined so many phrases aimed at hurting liberals. I can't feel bad for these trump voters not one ounce of sympathy for them. They voted this problem they can suffer the consequences.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 37 minutes ago (1 children)

I really hope they run through all the consequences. I hope every day is more painful and difficult than the last until they face the endgame of their choices.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 28 minutes ago

It's not nice to wish such harm on people...but I'll allow it -and much more- for tRUMP supporters.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago

It’s fine when other people suffer, but not when I suffer!!

- people who voted for dumpy

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

Well, at least you won’t own the land you will be buried penniless in.

Get fucked trumper.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 36 minutes ago)

Happy cake day! You are now two years old. 😋

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 hours ago

My heart goes out to the poor leopards who are just getting so obese...

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 hours ago

Hahaha. Well, you voted for pain and suffering, you're getting pain and suffering.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago
[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Boo fuckin hoo. Maybe think before you vote next time, if you're able.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah they don’t think. At all. Ever.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 40 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I seem to remember Candidate Trump telling you, your family, neighbors, and conservative friends exactly who he was. Twice! And you chose hate over Progress, hoping he'd harm others but not you...

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 hours ago

Thrice, even.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 32 points 11 hours ago
[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 122 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

‘I Voted for Trump and Now I’m Going Bankrupt’

But you're getting the giant ballroom, a war with Venezuela, and they're finally getting rid of Callibri font.

You losing your entire way of life was a small price to pay for such benefits.

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 17 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

...what's this about Calibri?

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently calibri is too woke, so they're reverting to using times new roman for government documents

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 12 points 12 hours ago

I first learned how to use computers when Times New Roman was the default font in Word, but I'm not a stunted fuckup with daddy issues so I guess Calibri never bothered me.

But Mark my words, the Conservative of tomorrow will be working fervorously to return to the glory days of when Calibri was their default font, because Conservatives always yearn to return to the days of their youth, when the world wasn't so big and scawey.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 20 points 10 hours ago

Well...this is what you voted for.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 126 points 15 hours ago

Did someone not realize that the whole plan was to make sure his farm would wind up owned by a private equity firm? Sad face.

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 44 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

What's wrong Mr. Conservative? Government handout not enough for you? Awwww, too bad. Maybe you shouldn't have spent all your money on avocado toast.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

o

maybe grow some avacado and wheat.

[–] APinkOrange@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago

It's only socialism if other people get the help (I'm aware that it's not socialism, but that's what they like to call it).

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 41 points 15 hours ago
[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 39 points 15 hours ago

He credited his tariff policies for making the aid ~~possible~~ necessary

FIFY, Donald.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 31 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Most farmers i know are pro trump, and Canadian. None of the deserve any sympathy. I hope all thier fields are infested with locusts.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

Farmers often could be considered petit bourgeoisit, if that helps explain how they vote. They own a shitload more land than any of us could afford.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

On the one hand I agree, on the other hand, I like eating food.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 4 points 4 hours ago

There is food, rotting.

The problem is these capitalists.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They aren’t growing anything you can eat.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 11 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It's either soybeans for Chinese animal feed, or on off years, corn for American animal feed.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

Soy sauce on some fried corn might be alright

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Farmers in the US grow a lot of alfalfa for Saudi Arabia as well.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

If only it were falaffels

[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 31 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

“It’s just the stupidity of the whole situation that we’re in this mess. "

Big, if true.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 hours ago

This is animal abuse.

It's inhumane to forcibly gorge so many leopards.

... sob ... they can only eat so much!!! ... sob ...

[–] tym@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago

Miami just elected their first Democratic Mayer in nearly 30 years.

Don't take the bait this summer when they modify the 14th amendment.. they absolutely need civil unrest to not lose their majority at this point.

https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-trump-birthright-citizenship-14th-amendment-873a45bc58de9e92773f554bf5bba9a0

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

He could have just said, "I voted for a slap in the face".

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

TRUMP SAID" YOU voted for what i campaigned on, deal with it"

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