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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 67 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Retail doesn't pay much, she's probably just got 2 jobs.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

maybe it doesn't pay much, but hey, at least it drains your soul

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Keeps the soul light!

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 44 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Dutch beer brand Amstel had a long running commercial campaign that featured 3 friends enjoying their beer.
After that campaign ended, competitor Bavaria hired two of three actors and made a commercial with them enjoying a nice holiday and having them say Bavaria's tag line "Zo, nu eerst een Bavaria" (And now finally a Bavaria).

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 12 points 6 days ago

Speaking of beer commercials, who can forget an old classic https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1hYEKXE-4d0

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Trying to make my Dutch better, isn't that more like "So, now first a Bavaria"?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's the literal translation, yes.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But in every day meaning, it would be closer to what you said? I'm struggling to understand where the "finally" concept came from, but I know some expressions carry further meaning than the words that compose it sometimes.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The word “zo” has a lot of different meanings. In this case it’s said at the end of a (difficult or long) task as filler word.

Like “zo, dat is klaar” (that’s (finally) done now), or “zo en dan nu tv kijken” (and now (finally) time to watch tv)
It doesn’t mean “so” in that case. It’s more similar to “hè hè” in that case. An expression of weariness and/or tiredness. And that’s why I translated it to “finally”. “Now this task is finished, I can finally relax with a beer”.

I hope this clears things up for you?

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Aaah yes that definitely helps clear it up! And gives me a new perspective on "zo". Thanks so much for taking the time to type this up.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm sorry but who is she for me and others that don't live in a*erica because I have no clue who she is

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I live in the US and have no idea who this is because I avoid ads like the plague

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Pihole and ublock origin for the absolute win

[–] YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I'm guessing a fairly stereotypical cute gamer girl/nerd wet dream. The kind that gets a certain type of man autistically erect. Source: my colleagues in IT

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But she's obviously a lesbian. Source: I know too many

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why are there so many of these doll-people that look like they have been preserved in wax?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I'm sorry not everyone has your rugged orc-like features.

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[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Turns out she's engaged to a man.

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[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

It's actually a cinematic trope, manic pixie dream girl. Basically the male version of dating a "dream girl"

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

yeah, she would get me

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Just look at those pointy elbows, absolutely disgusting.

[–] tym@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a cute spokeswoman.. wait, yes you would

https://archive.org/details/you-wouldnt-download-a-car...

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 6 days ago

Fry already downloaded a cute movie star. I mean, will have already downloaded her.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I can fix her...

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago

This is just like when Monkey went on from the ITV Digital adverts to also do PG Tips.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_(character)

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