Like Withers from BG3?
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2025
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Those are natural!
I never played bg but according to wiki it's a he. So he got a sex change? If you're undead I guess that's trivial. A bit of duct tape.
It was a mod to give him "big naturals"
Impressive. Most impressive
treat yourself to a nice 1000 hour adventure. just install that mod before your first run. so its your canon
Thanks. I might
What, you don't have boob-bones?
My flesh is temporary but these tits are eternal.
Those actually get reused. There hasn't been a new pair of silicone boobies manufactured in the past ten years. It's also one of the most common reason for hauntings.
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That's why they're called boooobies
Boooooooooobs
Bones do rot, just more slowly than flesh.
Silicone too for that matter, what with proton decay and all that.
Technically, silicone does not rot. It breaks down into smaller materials but does not decompose into its base components like organic material.
Yay for microplastics
Well, those are macroplastics.
And what do the macroplastics break down into?
In this case? Erections.
Even Macroerplastics
Honk honk!
see: Kristi Noem
Isn't proton decay unproven so far? we have some hyopthetical mechanisms but the universe hasn't even existed for long enough to run an experiment on it.
If you want to be really specific, bones do not rot per se. They go trough diagenesis, where collagen and minerals breakdown over long periods.
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It’s like OP has never heard of morticians.
Yeah, we are actually removing them and return to the families in a separate package.
Source - I made this up for your entertainment.
You didnt not succeed
Yeah I definitely don't not regret that I didn't decide to not not read that comment.
I choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny's fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
It's not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.
They stay with the corpse as far as I'm aware. There's a mortician on IG who answers questions and I'm pretty sure this was one of them.
Imagine they take them out and dispose of them separately, and some dude finding out at the open casket that his wife was packing fakes for their entire marriage and being outraged.
It's like a bad sitcom plot.
Did you ever watch Session 9?
Never even heard of it until now. Did I accidentally steal a plot-point from it? lol
Sort of, but it's a stretch on my part. The premise of the movie is that some people have been hired to clean an abandoned psychiatric hospital and, well, some things go wrong.
At some point one of the cleaners finds the crematorium and collects various leftovers from it. That's the extremely tenuous connection I was making.
What?
I mean, obviously bones rot, but you think silicone implants last forever?
Heady times for the patient necrophile.
"And its also the night that the skeletons came to life!"
the bones are their money...
The worms are their dollars
So those halloween displays where the woman skeleton is given breasts are accurate after all!
Archeologists will find pits of boobs, lips and buttocks and write books about butt lifts.
My theory is it's all a terra forming plan to lift Florida out of flooding using silicone floatation and shoe lifts.