this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2025
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[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Can’t help but think of STALKER when someone says “snorkin’ it”

[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can’t help but think of SNORKS when someone says “snorkin’ it”

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I somehow remember this but also remember nothing about it.

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

My exact thought

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 25 points 3 weeks ago

SLEEP GANG RISE DOWN

if you awake, you a fake

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My spouse is very organized. Not to brag but: because of this I hit this trifecta every second Sunday and it's awesome!

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You only change your sheets every other week? Step up your game, and do the linens on her off week - you'll thank me later.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Like with most chores, we change the sheets together <⁠(⁠ ̄⁠︶⁠ ̄⁠)⁠>

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Doing chores together: A+

Now, change your sheets weekly for bonus credit!

;-P

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago

Dude, chill your bed game. Let people wallow

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago
[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did I have a stroke or am I getting too old for these young whipper snappers?

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Is he talking about snoring?

Idk

[–] three@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now that's what I call brainrot.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Referencing a late 90's infomercial to dunk on the equivalent of a 2015 Twitter convo. 👌

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

First known coherent conversation between two AIs (the internet, 2025)

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The first two.....I'll graciously call them "sentences".... I got the context of.....once I got to the third one, my brain was like "I haven't partaken in enough brain rot to understand this new form of damaged English language".

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Eepy mimimi 😪