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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 116 points 5 days ago (1 children)

builds one modern deck

I am never going to financially recover from this

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If your friend group doesn't let you use proxy cards, they aren't your friends.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, wotc has been up to some shadey shit for years. Buy your cards in the secondary markets and proxy the shit out of your decks. The best thing we could do for the game is run the company into the ground.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Buy your cards in the secondary markets and proxy the shit out of your decks.

That's exactly what eteral formats do. But they have been making "modern/legacy" power level booster packs too.

The best thing we could do for the game is run the company into the ground.

I barely care anymore. The last time I read cards was when the spanish versions of the space set were uploaded to scryfall and I could spend some time practicing spanish. I learnt the word "doquier"

Every fucking card is either bullshit removal, or "When you resolve this spell turn a land into a 0/0 creature and put a +1/+1 counter on each land that turned into a creature this turn and draw a card if your land creatures have five enchantments".

Android Netrunner in its hayday was knockout designs all over the place, every set had some weird bullshit cards that saw play all the time. there were very few super busted cards, and most of them had hate in the same set, if not, the next set to keep innovation high, and no random boosters meant that anyone had access to any card, except that ONE TIME when they couldn't print enough of the set with Jackson Howard, but they did whatever they could to ameliorate it.

Rip ANR 2012-2016, you will be missed. Even before you died, you fell off, but the core set and all expansions up to and including mumbad were the greatest game design ever.

[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not a day goes by I don't miss ANR in it's prime.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I've long ago lost my deck list, but I had one based on Eater that was annoying though to play against (especially with me usually trying to play a little chaotically) that won a tourney after our local "pro" player rage quit lol

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Keyhole, cutlery or both?

EDIT: With a Siphon/Vamp package?

[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Both now that you mention it! Drive everyone nuts, had to promise not to play it in friendly matches because it just felt too bad. Was boring to play anyway honestly.

Damn I miss that game.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

So.. Keyhole, cutlery?

Or keyhole,cutlery AND siphon/vamp package?

They've had chances to use anti run success/anti ai starts and rushing out agendas. Back then you could play around most things.

But yeah, I imagine you had other decks too :)

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 49 points 5 days ago

As a magic player, this is true

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 38 points 5 days ago

OP, the word "self" is offensive to me, please censor it

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Magic the gathering can be played on tabletop simulator.

There are tools for auto importing the card art and deck lists.

No $$$ - No shuffling - Can pause and save a game - Can play with friends across the country

[–] three@lemmy.zip 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 14 points 5 days ago

Whoa whoa whoa, this is a Christian shitposts community. Watch your language please

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 17 points 5 days ago

I see censorship bait I downvote

[–] AethiopeRoot@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Building Deck, Such Magic

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I want to get beaten by MTG while playing MTG.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You know politics are fucked when MTG sounds like. a reasonable option

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't make me go to Cognitive Behavioral Therapy with Majorly Terrible Goblin.

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I was thinking of a different type of CBT.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Christian Ball Torture

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Complete Binary tree?

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

fake and gay

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Just play against a Stax player, then we're back to being hurt by someone else!

[–] radish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

didn't think i'd see a halimede tweet on this page lol

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 5 days ago

Find a girl that looks at you like an MTG head looks at Black Lotus.

[–] FranciscoLopez@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Classic case of terminology doing damage: consensual BDSM ≠ self-harm. The difference is consent, boundaries, and safety/aftercare—words matter.