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[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What's god doing at the gates of Heaven? St. Peter out sick that day or something?

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

St Peter has Sunday off for religious reasons.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

he's going after that bitch that sold his soul to the company stooooooorrree.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

reminds me of that meme in Portuguese (lemme up it here)

(it says "ew, man, that's disgusting")

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago
[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 34 points 6 days ago
[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can't belive 300 of you perverts upvoted this

[–] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 2 points 5 days ago

Some quality shitpost

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago
[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 21 points 6 days ago
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago
[–] TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago

You people need help, I’m not religious and this is unholy as fuck.

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why do you subject me to such horrors, Anon? What did I do to deserve this, Anon?

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

You know perfectly well what you did!

[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

I don't remember this part of kingdom hearts

[–] Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago
[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] retreaux@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

That's it. Your internet access privileges have to be removed. 🤬

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 9 points 6 days ago

Alexa, play "One Loined Piglet"

DELETE THIS NEPHEW

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

Nah, it's not too late, delete this shit OP

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

You can do things like that without Sonic or Shrek?

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 6 points 6 days ago

Can someone put the "forgiveness stops by Jesus" meme here?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Muramasa gang

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

Nomura's done it again! I love Kingdom Hearts.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

Listen, I don't EVER want to see Winnie the Pooh's bedroom eyes again. Do you hear me?

[–] subignition@fedia.io 3 points 6 days ago

This meme was worse when I thought that was a poorly drawn Susie

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

That’s just Kingdom Hearts.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 147 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Next time I'm mounting a dick, "oh, bother" is definitely coming out.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That'd make me nut so quick.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh yeah baby, fill my honeypot 🐝💦 🍯

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 5 points 6 days ago

"Oh, deary me😩"

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

ILLUSIONS, MICHAEL!

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is that actually from Rebirth?

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

Hell fuckin yeah it is, that's my favorite part of the game!

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