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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 2 hours ago

Or is it Daniel Wood?

[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The eye size difference is super noticeable this way.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Maybe but it looks more like a guy having a stroke than 2 different people.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

You, honestly, should not have done this.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 10 points 4 hours ago

The fact that the two halves of their face smooshed together only make a slightly grotesque but plausible human says a lot about how much they really do resemble each other

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 hours ago

Two Frodos ends up making a Gollum.

[–] ArchBtw@ani.social 3 points 6 hours ago

D.A.R.E to say no

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 37 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 32 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

We need a remake of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. They both play the role, and then they're merged like this.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I am so on board.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That would be well in-line with Radcliffe's previous roles. Someone should tweet it at him

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Seriously between horns, guns akimbo and swiss army man just wtf.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 2 points 4 hours ago

he's got harry potter money, takes roles for the fun of it now..

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Not to mention the weirdest of them all: Weird Al!

[–] SpraynardKruger@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

That is a great movie. Every bit of it is true to the real events of his life. I recommend that cinematic masterpiece to everyone.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago
[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Danijah Radoods

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

Alert the Batman!

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 20 hours ago

The creatures outside looked from Elijah to Radcliffe, and from Radcliffe to Elijah, and from Elijah to Radcliffe again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

From January 2006 until today, at least 8.000 people have claimed they have seen this man in their dreams, in many cities all over the world: Los Angeles, Berlin, Sao Paulo, Tehran, Beijing, Rome, Barcelona, Stockholm, Paris, New Dehli, Moskow etc.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 10 points 23 hours ago

How many of them survived the next day without going insane and babbling about the hobbit wizzard who ate their souls?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Okay I give up. Which one is which? Been looking at this for ten goddamn minutes…

[–] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 27 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Left: Elijah Wood

Right: Daniel Radcliffe

source: covering half the screen with my hand

[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

If you cover one sides eyes and the others mouth nose and lower you can see their attractive babies.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Right: a gentleman in the streets

Left: a freak in the sheets

[–] texture@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

this sums up how i feel about this absolute babe

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I didn't read the title. I thought, 'Jeez, I never noticed Daniel has that crazy eye.'

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

"Damn, Elijah's gotten (half) pale!"