Honestly, if the bean isn't pleased, then I'm not pleased.
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2026
430 points (98.6% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
36457 readers
3785 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
As a DJ, I wanted to please the beans (as instructed) by mixing for them. Alas, I am not allowed
If the bean is not pleased, I continue flicking it.
Kansas City knows
If they already know, then why do they need a sign?
Knows....
PLEASE THE BEANS.
Is that an order? Or do you want beans?
PLEASE THE BEANS, SERVANT! ALL HAIL THE BEANS.
opens mouth
Hi! do not mix, please the beans.
Kansas City knows...
Segregation pleases the beans. Ask Kansas.
Can we bring back talking about beans all the time on Lemmy? Asking for a friend who love beans (aka me)
Bean the change you want to see in the world
Should be taught to most (young) males 🙂
Beans? 🐾
Jeans?
Jorts?
God help you, flick that bean or else.
just do not mix them
So the beans are segregationists?
/me Sadly boycotts the beans
This is edited.
not what she said at all
not plural beans anyway. we like to be monogamous in my house.
just please one bean, thank you.
but if you can find one that wants other beans, more power to you.
That's incredibly selfish of her.
In this age when the skill of bean-pleasing is a dying form of art, masters of the skill must be shared. It is known.
Those who cannot play the sport any more may coach
They know
SASA LELE
If it pleases thy beans
Good to know I can get replacement beans for my cat if I need them.