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[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 169 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Because everyone thinks they're just going to either explain what happened and it'll all be fine (it won't), or they think they can just weave a great big lie and the cops will buy it (they won't). Don't talk to the police without an attourney. If you're in that chair, it's because they want to implicate you in some way, regardless of right or wrong. While they might throw a fit about it, refusing to speak without an attourney present is your right and is in no way an admission of guilt.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago

Either that, or police use the Reid technique and subject you to interrogation and psychological torture for multiple days while keeping you in maximum security in prison, of course unfortunately without any recording (a lá Richard Allen - and what a tank he was, withstood their interrogation for superhuman amounts of time until they finally broke him).

So yeah there's 2 ways: corrupt police departments and criminals that are way too confident.

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 38 points 1 week ago
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You do have to specifically invoke the right, though. But all you really have to say is, "I'm invoking my 5th amendment right to stay silent and will not be answering questions without an attorney present."

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You also should request that attorney.

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[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

explain what happened and it'll all be fine (it won't)

A few times during traffic stops when I was younger (white male), I was so defenseless and trusting that in retrospect I can tell the cops were befuddled and just let me go even though I admitted to an infraction.

That said the stakes couldn’t have been lower, and I wouldn’t try it again.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

a town next to the one i grew up in was notorious for asshole cops. i got stopped there multiple times as a teenager under false traffic bullshit 'you ran a red' etc. we were dumb and just let the cops search our cars and accuse us of being high and etc. they found nothing, but usually let us go after trying to intimidate us for an hour. i had one of them try to tell me my cd to tape player was illegal or something and threaten to arrest me for having burned cds.

i think they just want us to freak out or cry or something. they usually got pissed off with our polite compliance.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

and the cops will buy it (they won't).

The vast majority of cops are really dumb, so I disagree with this statement. However, cops are highly motivated to not give a shit about whether a suspect is actually guilty. They're motivated to get a confession or conviction, regardless of innocence or guilt.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 166 points 1 week ago (10 children)

FYI:

Later, at his trial, prosecutors told jurors that his silence in the face of that question showed that he was guilty,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berghuis_v._Thompkins

Understand how to invoke your right to remain silent and what consequences silence or otherwise may have--especially if improperly used.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 102 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Invoking your fifth amendment cannot be used to as evidence against you in a criminal court, but it can be used in civil cases. Its called adverse inference. Basically in a civil court if you refuse to provide information, it can be used against you to decide a fine or penalty. But it cannot lead to your incarceration under a criminal indictment. Griffin V California from '65

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, but the case being referenced involved what it means to invoke your fifth amendment rights.
Is remaining silent invoking the right, or do you have to state "I am invoking the right to remain silent", or some other statement?

Per the supreme Court, you can't passively invoke the right and can only do so actively. So simply not answering a question isn't invoking the fifth amendment and could be used against you.

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (8 children)

That seems fucking stupid as hell, why do you need to "invoke" any right at all? And why would there be a requirement to access this right that most people wouldn't know

[–] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're talking about a country where "I want a lawyer, dawg" is not sufficient to be provided a lawyer, because the cops can reasonably think that you want a dog that's a lawyer. The legal system in the US is beyond saving.

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please tell me this isn't true. Lie to me if required. I can't handle any more America. This may be the metaphorical straw

[–] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every part of our collective absurdity permeates all facets of our life. Just look at our ad space and signage. Food requirements or lack thereof. Civil service (one worker, six supervisors). Everything in any system of ours is absurd on levels no one person can truly fathom.

It's our strength and weakness.

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[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because the US legislature stopped making laws, courts make laws instead, and they do it based on who's taking them on luxury trips.

The US legislature is in effect half a dozen sugar babies.

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 20 points 1 week ago

That's pretty good to know, as far as I understand the fifth is to be used exclusively in the context of presumption of innocence and protection of civils from authority. It would be very fucked up if some jerk would turn it on it's head and argue that you not saying some shit that may incriminate you as far as you know is actually incriminating itself. That's how oppressive regimes work.

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[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 74 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Depends where you live

I heard about a guy in my country who admitted to have murdered someone

but the police couldn't prove he did it - so he walked.

They then later found the real killer. the first guy "confessed" to it because he thought he didn't have any other way out.

The police have to prove it - a confession can be unrealiable

at least where i live. in the US people are threatened with jail-time by the police, just to force a confession, so they can close the case and move on. Even though the police doesn't throw people in jail... a judge does.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yes this only works in the US. No matter what they say, the only words that should be coming out of your mouth is "I would like to speak with a lawyer". And then close your mouth. Police in the US are allowed to lie to you to get the information they* need, but asking for a lawyer right at the start shuts the entire conversation down before they even get a chance to do so. In the US.

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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Many serial killers, murderers or just plain weird people would claim they've done it even if they didnt. For the most part they just want some spotlight, or if just a weird person/homeless - to go to jail just to not to stay on the streets. So, I agree that even if they admitted to it - justice system still has to prove they've done it.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (4 children)

FYI, you need to say "I'm invoking my right to remain silent" or similar before going quiet. Just shutting your mouth and refusing to say absolutely anything will make it worse.

Ah, right. The Supreme Court decided we only get to have the rights we can remember under any given circumstance. Don't let the cops catch you sleeping. Totally normal stuff in a totally normal democracy. Not at all a sign of any sort.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is not entirely accurate.

If you clam up pre-Miranda warning, it can be used against you (if you didn’t specifically exercise your rights).

Case law about this: https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/570/178/

Post-Miranda warning, there’s no issue. The warning literally advises you of your right to be silent.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

That's not entirely accurate:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berghuis_v._Thompkins

Your fifth amendment rights haven't been invoked until you say so. The Miranda warning isn't a guide for how to invoke the rights, just a notification that you have them.

Now, it's ridiculous that we've ended up here and it was a terrible ruling, both of them, but if you're just quiet you haven't invoked your right to silence anymore than you've invoked your right to legal counsel.
Which is a hell of a position for the court to take on coerced confessions.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yo I swear to god.

So I got arrested for "aggravated assult" because I defended myself against a racist bully in highschool

And you know what the fuck did my mom do, start fucking discussing about the details of case during the parent meeting thing.

And also like literally the next day when I had to go to the juvenile court system thing, my mom keeps saying a bunch of shit to the court staff, WHO IS NOT THE PUBLIC DEFENDER BTW.

Mom wtf, are your stupid. Are you TRYING to fuck it up even more? Shut the fuck up.

Literally I keep trying to tell her to shut the fuck up, stoping mentioning details other than just simply deny the allegations.

(Charges ended up dropped)

Also btw, I start using a non-english language to talk to my mom (cuz English isn't our Native Language) and the court staff immediately got more aggressive with their tone and treated me as though I was conspiring with mom about something. And they demanded for us to use English. Xenophobic pieces of shit court system.

I'm glad I had Citizenship, the system would literally attempt to deport a minor over a school fight. Cruel as fuck.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean strictly speaking by using a language other than the native one of the court you were conspiring with your mother.

Conspiring is just planning or acting jointly with another in secret in its most mundane form.

If your hiding your conversation by changing the language that is text book boring mundane conspiracy.

Even if you didn't intend to hide it, you were in fact doing so. It's entirely understandable for a court to demand you speak the language of the court or have a translator present to ensure everyone understands.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

"the native one of the court" but the US doesn't have an official language

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[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Funnily enough, the supreme court ruled that you cannot invoke your right to remain silent by remaining silent. You have to actually say something about "I want a lawyer."

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why the fuck do you have to invoke it at all? It's a right. They should all be invoked by default.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 16 points 1 week ago

Because they wanted to prosecute a guy who used that right, and they decided it needed to be reinterpreted to suit their desires.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The (obviously flawed) reasoning the supreme Court used is that it's the same as invoking the right to legal counsel: we tend to accept that you need to ask for a lawyer, they don't just get you one. Likewise, if you want them to stop asking you questions you need to say so.

Considering the right isn't the "right to remain silent" we nickname it, but No person shall be ... compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, it's a bit preposterous. Like saying it was a legal warrantless search because you never said "stop", you just locked the doors, tried to keep them out, and tried to keep them out of certain areas.

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[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who is this and does that matter for the sake of the post?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

iirc he murdered a woman and scattered her body parts in trash cans on a college campus. I might be thinking of someone else because it has been a while but I pretty sure this is the guy. They spent hours trying to interrogate him and he effectively said nothing while remaining uncannily still. It sort of matters for the post but not that much.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The sped up video where you see him not move at all for ages is quite unnerving.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

36:15 in this video for anyone curious. It's creepy as hell.

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[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 1 week ago

he wasn't so silent when he voluntarily went on the news and basically let everyone know he was involved by having a panic attack on live tv.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't call life in prison "win".

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Your silence will be used against you.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It actually legally can be used against you if you go silent before being told you have the right to stay silent

The logic being…why would someone go silent before they’ve even been officially warned about it

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think the problem is more like:

They trick you into talking about the weather, then suddenly be like: "Yea, such a great weather, it's such a shame that the victim couldn't enjoy seeing this because you murdered the victim"

Then you remain silent without verbally invoking the right to remain silent

So the prosecutors are gonna be like: "SEE, HE IS GUILTY SINCE HE SUDDENTLY BECAME QUIET!"

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

The low standards of US law enforcement never cease to amaze me...

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Indeed, it’s very important to know your rights

Although legally if a cop asks you any question related to the investigation they must give you the Miranda warning that tells you the right to remain silent

In your example if the cop never gave a Miranda warning then it would probably be an inadmissible statement in court

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They don't need to give a warning unless you are in custodial interrogation

They could just put you in a room and not ask questions, have a cop sit there, bait you into wanting to have a conversation since you're bored (its human psychology to want to talk when you're bored).

And they could also ask questions before an arrest, those are admissible as long as you weren't under arrest at the time.

There's a lot of sheanigans they could try.

They never gave me a miranda warning when I got arrested. I didn't say anything but I bet the other kids who are less smart would be yapping during the ride to the police station. Those statements would probably¹ be admissible because its not a custodial interrogation (since the cops didn't technically initiate questioning, the suspect just started talking).

¹I am not a lawyer

Literally wtf, those other kids all just admitted to their crimes and I overheard all of them talking (we got held in the same tiny-ass room). Some of them stole stuff, carjacking, all that stuff. Meanwhile all I did was self-defence. I never admitted to any guilt, but I did say to the cellmates that I "fought back after the other person instigated it" which probably wasn't worded the most innocent way possible, but that does not really admit guilt.

(btw we were all minors)

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[–] hoch@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I remember this interrogation. Fatso on the left kept getting in his face, telling him to make eye contact, so dude stared into his soul for the entire rest of the interview without moving. The detective ended up getting uncomfortable and had to lean back in his seat hahaha. Homie was creepy as hell.

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