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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Is something wrong with me if I don't experience this? πŸ˜‚

[–] whitecollarcry@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

It means your nuts are earnest and pure! Carry on!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Weaklings haven't overcome the shame society programmed into them.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

You may be the coveted "post-nut rarity"

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I find porn really depressing.

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[–] evol@lemmy.today 130 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Either you people are jerking off to some weird ass shit or I have no shame

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you seen a porn site home page? You'll see some pretty messed up shit right off the rip.

On top of that two of the most popular porn genres are cheating and rape.

And don't even get me started on animated porn. That's a whole different beast with horrors you can barely imagine.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always get suggested step sibling porn. But if I had to guess what's the most popular, I'd guess either creampie, or hotwife. Which isn't the same as cheating, and certainly not rape.

What would make you think cheating and rape?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I don't have any statistical data or anything but in my experience of watching porn (which admittedly is way too high) there's an obscene amount of those two categories.

It's anecdotal evidence I'll admit but it's prevalent enough that I've noticed it.

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Post nut clarity doesn’t hit for you?

[–] evol@lemmy.today 78 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

never in a way that feel I "disgusted" tbh

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's our internalized shame. I blame growing up baptist.

[–] evol@lemmy.today 13 points 3 days ago

Hm yeah maybe religion was never really pushed on me as a child and my parents religion really dosen't have a concept of "sin" ig

Gotta up your game, my dude!

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Dude I eat watching porn sometimes.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I need to know if it's worth jerking it to before I go through the effort.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago
[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As someone that's probably done worse: wtf bro

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[–] ArchBtw@ani.social 37 points 3 days ago
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago

I only do it to normal asses and shit, not weird asses and shit.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Well then don't Jerk off to disgusting videos. :V

Jeez, get some standards. :V

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought this was a mickey7 post

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is he still around or did I finally just block him? I truly don't remember. Oh yeah NVM I blocked him.

[–] razen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I have watched it like a normal series

[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 36 points 3 days ago (8 children)

What am I even looking at? Am I having a stroke or something?

[–] brap@lemmy.world 71 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looks like people crammed into public transport at peak time.

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Guy avoiding giving eye contact to the thing he got off on... A woman's armpits.

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