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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am soft kitty and I can cuddle all day :3

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oh hey it's the kitty that can haz cheezburger!

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Please 🥺

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 101 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Maybe I should look into becoming a catboy... How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I'm not wearing a collar.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago

Might as well, I'll wear the ears and tail if you want.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Even if I'm already fixed?

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

although going to the immigration office with the collar on would show that you are already house trained, thus giving you better chances

that's the thing, i'm not house trained

[–] orenj@lemmy.kde.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its dick barb surgery or nothing, pal

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago
[–] anzo@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Would they wake me up by sitting on my face early on every morning? The whole point was to avoid arriving to work late. I don't know if this is wise...

[–] funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

What does the real one say? What did Alex take? Paint swatches? Condoms from planned parenthood? Food from a Sihk temple?

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

hiiii I’m already house trained

[–] vrek@programming.dev 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] vrek@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

But I was laying there...

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.

[–] Cremisi@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Cremisi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Oh! And who’s this other little cutie? Gives those ears some good scritches

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I would never puke on a rug.

Not much of a catboy, then.

I have an American. They're a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Reminds me of this comic. Contract kink. by brynkiwi on tumblr

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I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Happy cake day :3

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Uh oh... (I'm in danger!)

[–] miked@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo

[–] orenj@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends, do you look like ron perlman? Thats a genre of catboy that needs more representation

[–] miked@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Not at all.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

What the fuck did I stumble upon.

EDIT: Also, can I be a cow?

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Memeing about the shitty situation of queer people in the USA, as in it's so bad they'd rather become even pets to get into the safety of Canada.

And you can be as cow as you like!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm not even actually queer (as far as I know at least).

I just want to be a cow.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Cows are awesome. They are literally an inspiration to me

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

You onboard via the Trans Canada Highway.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right? Cat-enby here, will meow in exchange for food

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

adopt-an-American please

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

They all want a green card dom

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Second Underground Railroad

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

fun fact: this works with many other countries, not just the USA

[–] edg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Please take me 😭

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

What can i say except, mrrrp!

[–] pringus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago
[–] inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago
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