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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Also that there's a conspiracy from the atheist tech elites to ruin Christmas by making electricity so expensive no one wants to put up Christmas lights

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[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only the followers believe the propaganda. The leaders don't actually believe it, they use it to control their flock of stupids. And they only listen to their leaders.

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why religion was invented to begin with

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 2 weeks ago

When the first conman met the first fool.

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

probably, but you're reinforcing their stupid wrong notions that either of those things are bad. even if it were possible to "make someone gay"

people don't "become gay" any more than they "become straight"

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don’t spread homophobic bullshit. That’s not a win.

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 13 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)

As a Satanist, I detest the comparison to AI.

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[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of my first day of intro to programming my first semester of freshman year at a small Christian Reformed college.

It opened with prayer and then a lecture on how technology is inherently evil. Then we started writing a java applet.

I applied to a state school within 2 weeks of starting.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 10 points 2 weeks ago

We joke but the right wing fascists literally use strategies like this to gain christian support.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Evangelicals are wild. There was one who walked dogs in my neighborhood.

Well someone had left a Monster can sitting on their front steps. The dog walker saw this and holy hell.

She left a single spaced margin to margin three page letter outlining how the Monster logo was the pichfork of satan upside down, it’s escalated to the dog walker finding facebook pages and finally threatening people with a gun in a grocery store parking lot.

Needless to say, she isn’t walking dogs in the neighborhood anymore.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bottoms up!

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[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Tell them that asking AI a question is just like consulting a ouija board. The answers are coming from the same plane.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, it will literally steal your soul. Using LLMs changes you. It degrades your skills. Its sycophancy harms your ability to interact with actual human beings with opinions of their own. It makes you feel like you are never wrong. And use it enough, and it can literally drive you mad.

LLMs are the closest real thing to a malevolent demon that will steal your soul.

[–] jumjummy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I know Lemmy is rabidly anti-AI, but what hot take is this? Do you have the same thoughts on video games? What about movie and TV?

Is AI hyped to he’ll? Absolutely. Is it going away? Absolutely not.

This whole anti-AI attitude reminds me of all those physical server and data center admins lamenting about how dumb the cloud is and how it’s all hype.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Have you not seen the literature showing the effects regular LLM use has on people? You can't see the obvious demonic connotations of a machine that coaches people into committing suicide? That's like literal Satan, Prince of Darkness, Father of All Lies shit

Is it actually the spawn of a literal personal devil? Of course not. But the damn things act a hell of a lot like the devils of myth and legend. They tempt you in with the promise of easy effortless success and riches. And in the end they take everything from you.

[–] jumjummy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, sure, if it’s being used in ways like that. Using it as a therapist or as a replacement for human contact, yeah, I can see what you mean, but I’m not sure I’d go as far as to call it demonic.

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[–] RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone needs to make a BIBLE AI. Say that it's totally based on the Bible and then program it to slowly change their beliefs.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] starman2112@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Using eldritch runes etched in silicon to invoke a pale imitation of a living being is basically already summoning demons

[–] lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

We do traditionally call programs working in the 'background' daemons. Mostly after Maxwell's Daemon but the pioneers of computing knew what they were about.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My ultra-religious mother "heard from someone" that AI "is the devil" so she wouldn't use it. That's great. Unfortunately, it made her really scared of everything. She was super anxious because AI was in the news all the time.

I really don't want her to use AI, because she already has such a hard time distinguishing fantasy from reality. But, I still had to try to explain to her that LLMs are just fancy auto-complete, and how often they get things wrong to reduce her stress level. I hope she continues not to use them, but now I hope she just shakes her head and sighs when someone else uses one, instead of thinking they're letting evil into their bodies.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now tell her that Facebook is all AI now. Maybe we can get them away from the brainwashing

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

She doesn't use facebook, just conspiracy forums.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, it'll just make sure they lobby the government so AI has to have a pro-religion and anti-lgbtq bias. Do we really need more Groks?

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Using the word "convince" means you might not fully realise what you're facing.

You can't convince the brainwashed, it's not about what is said, but rather who said it. Unless you're one of the authority figures they take their instructions from, there's nothing you can say to convince them because as far as they're concerned, you're just a lyin' lib'rul Satanist or some other bullshit.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok maybe I should've used hornswaggle if that's more your flavor, judgey mcjudgerson

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Apologies if you took it as judging, that was not my intention. I'm just pointing out they only listen to whatever their authority figure is. The ability to reason about something is not in their toolbox

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Read revelation 13... Something about a beast making an image and "breathing life" into it...

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why Peter thiel is busy giving talks that opposition to AI is actually the antichrist

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah. That Peter Thiel guy is definitely evil

[–] PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

But Peter Thiel said we need the technology to restrain the antichrist.

[–] worhui@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Just tell them it's stopping people from reading scripture and interpreting Jesus without the holyspirt. People are turning to AI assuming it's Gods word and AI companies won't stop it.

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[–] violentfart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Unlikely. They like all the new “features”.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

But the people telling them how to think or feel want it and have a way better budget than you.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tell them it makes the tower of babel look like a sandcastle

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