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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't it be:

My plathtic vampire fangth thtay ON during thekth.

[–] Yaenntz@fedia.io 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I read it as putting them into place mid-sentence (otherwise, I'd say the same)

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I also read it as putting them on mid-sentence.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I also can read! But just so I know that you understand it, why don't you read it to me? Do that thing where you follow with your finger and enunciate syllables for me, er, for you. Not for me. I can totally read.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You'd thay the thame*

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you want the mustache on or off?

Too bad.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Captain Murphy, sir, permission to come aboard.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Plathtic fangth

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'm down for the drool

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] sausager@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

OP discovered pixels

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm guessing he's saying the weird pixels around the eye are evidence it's AI?

But like AI has been able to do perfect profile picture photos for years now.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

AI has been able to do perfect profile picture photos for years now.

Not this one. She looks like Picasso's final self portrait.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Here. Drink this acid. Tastes like strawberries.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Everyone likes strawberries

[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

"Oh fuck yeth"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 2 months ago

I would expect nothing less.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Fangs but no fangs

[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

"I ham tha batth" Hank Venture

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago